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What makes you smile on a shitty day?
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#61
09-24-2011, 11:21 AM
What does gravity have to do with any of this?

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#62
09-24-2011, 11:23 AM


What da fuck are you talking about? You're the only one I see mentioning gravity.
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09-24-2011, 11:27 AM
I just noticed that some of you sit heavier than others and it's all relative to gravity, and ass size of course.

Sonny wants some big ass, to match his stupid ass.
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09-24-2011, 11:28 AM


I'm more concerned with my boobs & gravity than my ass & gravity. *shudders*
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09-24-2011, 11:37 AM
Sonny would be happy with moobs, he dosen't give a shit about that it's all in the size of the ass, He just wants a big ass, it could be male or female as long as it smells and has yesterdays shit on it.

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09-24-2011, 11:38 AM


Gawddamnit Smiley_emoticons_kotz
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09-24-2011, 12:23 PM
(09-23-2011, 03:08 PM)ramseycat Wrote: MF LOVES it when you are naughty Duchess. He gets all hot and bothered and breaks out the EVOO and starts to rub it all over himself. hahaaa

Thanks for the compliments, people. As for Ramsey, anytime you say anything sexual, a little bit of bile creeps its way up into my mouth. So, please refrain.
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#68
09-24-2011, 12:24 PM
(09-24-2011, 11:28 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm more concerned with my boobs & gravity than my ass & gravity. *shudders*

Don't be ... a real man likes soft natural aged boobs.
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Hey Duchess, Do you like Apples?
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09-24-2011, 01:29 PM
Haha, you guy crack me up.
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09-24-2011, 01:30 PM
*guys* duchess is included too, even though she is a mudd shark!
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09-24-2011, 01:37 PM
(09-24-2011, 01:30 PM)Sonny223 Wrote: even though she is a mudd shark!


You'd be very surprised at what this mud shark looks like.

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#72
09-24-2011, 01:45 PM
Why does he keep calling your boobs "aged" like cheese?
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09-24-2011, 01:52 PM
Probally because he's stoned and hungry.
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09-24-2011, 01:52 PM
(09-24-2011, 01:45 PM)Cracker Wrote: Why does he keep calling your boobs "aged" like cheese?


I don't know! It could be because we were chatting about gravity or he's slamming me & it went over my head.

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09-24-2011, 01:58 PM
That is where men fuck up. They pay us compliments, but add in one too many words: "I love that big fine ass." "This was almost the best dinner I have ever had." "I like your delicate man hands." (hahahahahahah, couldn't resist)
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#76
09-24-2011, 02:04 PM
Maybe there should be a play pen thread for Sonny and Jibbles. They can jibble away with all the new terms they picked up from the Urban Dictionary and laugh themselves silly. Or, maybe not.
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09-24-2011, 02:16 PM
Duchess probably has natural flowing hair, nice tight body, breastssss that pour out of her shirt, nice big booty, salami nipples, good dicksuckers, and a whisker biscuit that stays wet like Niagra Falls. Am I spot on?
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09-24-2011, 04:04 PM
(09-24-2011, 02:16 PM)Sonny223 Wrote: Duchess probably has natural flowing hair, nice tight body, breastssss that pour out of her shirt, nice big booty, salami nipples, good dicksuckers, and a whisker biscuit that stays wet like Niagra Falls. Am I spot on?

Who humps you? They must be klassy, just like you.

You forgot to mention her loaf pincher. White jail trash usually zero in on that. Next best thing to your buddy on the inside...
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