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sally Away
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#201
04-26-2020, 01:07 AM
He wanted to go to the trailer and I reached my hand down my pants and pulled my tampon out. He didnt seem shocked in the least, wtf?
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#202
04-26-2020, 02:13 AM
(04-25-2020, 04:02 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(04-25-2020, 12:48 PM)sally Wrote:
(04-25-2020, 08:07 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(04-25-2020, 12:17 AM)sally Wrote: I love my immediate family and without them I may as well be dead. There is no way I wont see my son everyday even though he doesnt live with me. You have to see your brother, Clang. It's just a must.
Well thank you for that sally. You don't know how I agonized over whether to tell anybody I was going to the cigar shop, shopping, and hanging with my brother. Even though I was staying inside 6 days a week, I felt like a guilty piece of shit that was going to somehow infect someone or get infected himself and was part of the problem of the curve not flattening and people were going to be angry with me for making this lockdown last longer.
Fuck those people. My son and his girlfriend are still working and come in contact with people all day, but I'm not going to refrain from seeing them. You can only push this shit so far,  not seeing family members is where I draw the line.
Yeah fuck those people. I'm glad I got out today. Its 65 and sunny af.
Fuck them and fuck this shit. No need to go out and protest with a bunch of idiots and definitely stay home as much as possible, but if you want to shop for cigars and hang out with a friend because it gives you some normalcy then do it. Life is already short and your fate is already made anyway.
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#203
04-26-2020, 06:01 AM
I don't want any of you to get sick and possibly die. I worry about some of you.
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#204
04-26-2020, 09:28 AM
I went to the grocery store the other day and everyone was wearing a mask except a few people me included. Now I know what a black guy with dreadlocks feels like.
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#205
04-26-2020, 11:25 AM
(04-26-2020, 06:01 AM)Duchess Wrote: I don't want any of you to get sick and possibly die. I worry about some of you.
I'll be fine. I wear my mask when I'm outside. I'll probably wear it inside when I finally do my laundry later this week. I'm surprised it hasn't started smelling, I haven't done laundry since March 5th.
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#206
04-26-2020, 11:29 AM
how many loads is that?
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04-26-2020, 11:32 AM
(04-26-2020, 11:29 AM)BigMark Wrote: how many loads is that?
Not as many as you'd think. I'm not going out too much so I mostly wear dirty clothes even after I shower. Maybe 2-4 loads.
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04-26-2020, 11:33 AM
u dirty
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04-26-2020, 11:40 AM
(04-26-2020, 11:33 AM)BigMark Wrote: u dirty
Dirty mind, dirty body. 
Need to get a girlfriend so I can be naughty.
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04-26-2020, 12:03 PM
What if you get hit by a car and die a virgin? TINDER!
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04-26-2020, 12:45 PM
I hear in Canada that they have some first rate Hookers that will take a persons virginity for free and call it a "Hope badge"
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04-26-2020, 01:02 PM
Oh Canada!
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04-26-2020, 01:03 PM
Why does Sally hate camping?
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04-26-2020, 01:09 PM
Because it aint cigs or booze?
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04-26-2020, 01:24 PM
I bet she kicks a good kneecap.
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04-26-2020, 01:28 PM
She's a mean muthafucka. I bet her eyes glow in the dark.
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04-26-2020, 03:55 PM
(04-26-2020, 11:25 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(04-26-2020, 06:01 AM)Duchess Wrote: I don't want any of you to get sick and possibly die. I worry about some of you.
I'll be fine. I wear my mask when I'm outside. I'll probably wear it inside when I finally do my laundry later this week. I'm surprised it hasn't started smelling, I haven't done laundry since March 5th.

(04-26-2020, 11:29 AM)BigMark Wrote: how many loads is that?

(04-26-2020, 11:32 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(04-26-2020, 11:29 AM)BigMark Wrote: how many loads is that?
Not as many as you'd think. I'm not going out too much so I mostly wear dirty clothes even after I shower. Maybe 2-4 loads.

Miss Clang buys panties in a "12 pack".

One for January, one for February, and one for all the rest of the months! hah (Always small loads)
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04-26-2020, 05:31 PM
(04-26-2020, 03:55 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(04-26-2020, 11:25 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(04-26-2020, 06:01 AM)Duchess Wrote: I don't want any of you to get sick and possibly die. I worry about some of you.
I'll be fine. I wear my mask when I'm outside. I'll probably wear it inside when I finally do my laundry later this week. I'm surprised it hasn't started smelling, I haven't done laundry since March 5th.

(04-26-2020, 11:29 AM)BigMark Wrote: how many loads is that?

(04-26-2020, 11:32 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(04-26-2020, 11:29 AM)BigMark Wrote: how many loads is that?
Not as many as you'd think. I'm not going out too much so I mostly wear dirty clothes even after I shower. Maybe 2-4 loads.

Miss Clang buys panties in a "12 pack".

One for January, one for February, and one for all the rest of the months! hah (Always small loads)
I usually buy my panties in a 3 pack. Though I did by sexy panties at Adoreme.com 4 for $25.
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#219
04-26-2020, 05:34 PM
(04-26-2020, 12:03 PM)BigMark Wrote: What if you get hit by a car and die a virgin? TINDER!
I checked out Tinder. Nothing but spambots, catfishes, and bullshit. If I'm going to have to pay to communicate with my matches it's going to be on a date, not paying the greedy Tinder fatcats
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#220
04-28-2020, 06:40 PM
I hate not being able to blow off steam.   I wanna blow shit up,  and the last time I did it here, resulted in local and state police.   I  also hate ordinances, don't tell me I can't put a whole in my backyard mutha fuckers.
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