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#41
10-19-2011, 02:22 PM
Some people have no taste buds, its a genetic curse. Or they stuck their tongues on a metal post in the middle of winter when they were kids. Maybe they sniffed glue or something at one time or like dogfood also. I'm not sure.
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10-19-2011, 02:51 PM
I've never tried it either. Do you have to have one of those chicken butt stands or does it just balance on the beer can? How long do you roast it? I need to know these things!!

Also, I'm hungry. but I don't want to cook anything. Someone make me a sammich! I might even say "please".
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#43
10-19-2011, 02:56 PM
(10-19-2011, 02:51 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Someone make me a sammich!


I'll make you one, darling.

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#44
10-19-2011, 03:04 PM
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Oh thank you!! Just don't make it a cuban. I've had all I can stand of those for now. Smiley_emoticons_stumm
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#45
10-19-2011, 03:09 PM
(10-19-2011, 02:56 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-19-2011, 02:51 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Someone make me a sammich!


I'll make you one, darling.

Can I have a sammich too? I didn't have any lunch. Turkey and swiss on whole wheat bread with some miracle whip. thanks! Smiley_emoticons_bussi
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#46
10-19-2011, 03:29 PM
I need my shirt ironed. LOL
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#47
10-19-2011, 03:45 PM
I ended up making my specialty sushi. I like to call it "noyu kanta vany" sushi.
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#48
10-19-2011, 05:11 PM
(10-19-2011, 03:09 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(10-19-2011, 02:56 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-19-2011, 02:51 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Someone make me a sammich!


I'll make you one, darling.

Can I have a sammich too? I didn't have any lunch. Turkey and swiss on whole wheat bread with some miracle whip. thanks! Smiley_emoticons_bussi

Ramsey fills any hunger I have. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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#49
10-20-2011, 06:52 AM
(10-19-2011, 08:38 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I appreciate that you called it soccer & not football. Smiley_emoticons_bussi

To Americans football = gridiron and most members here are American so I bend like a linguistic reed in the wind.

Having said that in everywhere in the world except America soccer IS football.

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10-20-2011, 06:53 AM
(10-19-2011, 11:14 AM)username Wrote: Let's talk about my rack...

hah

Finally!

Okay you start, what are its approximate dimensions?

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#51
10-21-2011, 06:49 PM
(10-19-2011, 11:14 AM)username Wrote:
(10-19-2011, 08:21 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Swing and a miss.

I would love to explain it to you but I would need the help of a translator, the fact you are a women and American means you know even less about soccer than I thought.

It's woman and who gives a fuck about soccer? Let's talk about my rack...

hah

Should I rename the thread: that which I'd love to motorboat ???
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#52
10-25-2011, 11:30 AM
(10-21-2011, 06:49 PM)MikeyA Wrote: Should I rename the thread: that which I'd love to motorboat ???

All right! Now this is fun... I'll name 3 women that I'd love to motorboat:

Salma Hayek
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Christina Hendricks (sp?)

Who's next?
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10-25-2011, 12:09 PM
(10-25-2011, 11:30 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: All right! Now this is fun... I'll name 3 women that I'd love to motorboat:

Salma Hayek
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Christina Hendricks (sp?)

Who's next?

Three very good candidates.

I would add Scarlett Johansson, Charlize Theron and Natalie Portman to the mix.
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#54
10-25-2011, 12:19 PM
(10-25-2011, 12:09 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(10-25-2011, 11:30 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: All right! Now this is fun... I'll name 3 women that I'd love to motorboat:

Salma Hayek
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Christina Hendricks (sp?)

Who's next?

Three very good candidates.

I would add Scarlett Johansson, Charlize Theron and Natalie Portman to the mix.

Okay, Natalie Portman is more of an 'A' cup, but that's personal preference. I like the other 2.

I'll keep this going:

Jeri Ryan, Reese Witherspoon and Marisa Miller.

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#55
10-25-2011, 11:27 PM
Motorboating and whatnot:
Gina Gershon
Katherine Heigl
Jennifer Aniston
Raquel Welch(young or old)
Ava Gardner
Elizabeth Taylor(20's-30's)

Things I hate:
tough steak
blue or green nail polish
child neglect/abuse
cancer
when your deodorant quits working
dirty ears
birthday cake
fat people feet
blue automobiles
doing laundry
welfare whores
underwear
PETA
The "fucking" Eagles
whiney ill-behaved children
Gin
wallpaper





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#56
10-25-2011, 11:50 PM
Things I hate:

When I get lazy with the landscaping and one of my pubs gets caught in the elastic of my underwear! That really sucks at the grocery check-out line.

When women squeeze into clothing that is two sizes too small.

Nancy Grace

Bling on a man

corny, cheezy gifs and people who use them to honor the dead

Reading what my teenage relatives put on their Facebook

Daniel Staub from Real Housewives of New Jersey

Rodents

When people pick their teeth or ears in public

Any clothing that Dog the Bounty Hunter or his wife wear!

Getting all excited to have a piece of birthday cake only to discover that it's NOT buttercream frosting!

Palmer brand chocolate "ghetto chocolate"

Religious hypocrits



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#57
10-26-2011, 06:16 AM
(10-25-2011, 11:27 PM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: The "fucking" Eagles


Explain yourself, woman! 45

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#58
10-26-2011, 07:40 AM
(10-26-2011, 06:16 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-25-2011, 11:27 PM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: The "fucking" Eagles


Explain yourself, woman! 45

Uh oh. It's ok Duchess. She is probably just upset that the Eagles beat her team.
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#59
10-26-2011, 02:09 PM
(10-25-2011, 11:27 PM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: Motorboating:
Gina Gershon
Katherine Heigl
Jennifer Aniston
Raquel Welch(young or old)
Ava Gardner
Elizabeth Taylor(20's-30's)

Nice taste Wildflower!
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10-27-2011, 04:17 PM
My fucking dishwasher that I just broke! Now I have to by another one. Which I hate to shop for appliances! The dryer will probably be next!
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