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HOLIDAY HORS D'OEUVRES
#21
Fudge! Really?? That is the best you can come up with?? How about something that most people find really disgusting like Foie gras or Pâté de foie gras? But is really amazingly delicious if you don't know what you are eating.
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#22
(11-30-2011, 09:09 PM)Maggot Wrote: People will do what they must do in any given situation. I can see that from the moon.

That was very profound, Maggot.

How stoned are you tonight? Stoned enough to tell us about the worst situation you have found yourself facing to date?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#23
I have the munchies...were is the food?

What the hell is a Jackalope?
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#24
(11-30-2011, 09:12 PM)Harvest Moon Wrote: Fudge! Really?? That is the best you can come up with?? How about something that most people find really disgusting like Foie gras or Pâté de foie gras? But is really amazingly delicious if you don't know what you are eating.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Most grown people have sampled the cat food in its different forms. We have a Bohemian deli that sells imported meat products right here in Bumfuck, Georgia.

Nobody invites you to parties because you are an ass. Just in case you were wondering...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#25
(11-30-2011, 09:12 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(11-30-2011, 09:09 PM)Maggot Wrote: People will do what they must do in any given situation. I can see that from the moon.

That was very profound, Maggot.

How stoned are you tonight? Stoned enough to tell us about the worst situation you have found yourself facing to date?

nay nay ferbeggin I'm listening to Muddy Waters tonight and I would hate to mix emotion with feelings.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#26
(11-30-2011, 09:18 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(11-30-2011, 09:12 PM)Harvest Moon Wrote: Fudge! Really?? That is the best you can come up with?? How about something that most people find really disgusting like Foie gras or Pâté de foie gras? But is really amazingly delicious if you don't know what you are eating.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Most grown people have sampled the cat food in its different forms. We have a Bohemian deli that sells imported meat products right here in Bumfuck, Georgia.

Nobody invites you to parties because you are an ass. Just in case you were wondering...

Obviously, you have never spent any time in France or Switzerland, or any really great restaurant in New York, LA, Chicago, New Orleans, London etc. I am not talking about the canned processed pate, but the real thing cooked or prepared from fresh ingredients.

A slice of seared fresh Foie gras on a slice of toast does not resemble cat food at all. But of course somebody like you would never know that.

Do you really want to compare the number of parties I am invited to, compared to your invitations? That is just lame. Are you still in high school?

What does Bohemian have to do with fine food?? Your post makes no sense.
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#27
(11-30-2011, 09:28 PM)Harvest Moon Wrote: Obviously, you have never spent any time in France or Switzerland, or any really great restaurant in New York. I am not talking about the canned processed pate, but the real thing cooked or prepared from fresh ingredients.

Do you really want to compare the number of parties I am invited to, compared to your invitations? That is just lame. Are you still in high school?

See, you are an ass. How do you know where I have traveled? The Bohemian deli processes their own sausages, meats, etc, and imports the best from around the world.

Here's a picture of their "canned food"
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I know you are old, but you don't need to be such a pretentious cow all the time. It's funny as hell you think you are the only one who has ever eaten pate or foie gras. What the fuck is wrong with you? You don't know what we do for a living, where we have been, or how much money we all have. I'm glad you are so impressed with yourself for eating duck liver, but to brag about it like you are super chic is fucking loony.

You are boring. I doubt people IRL like you much better than we do. I'm sure you have been to more parties because you are old as fuck and I am still youthful. I'm also sure you smell like urine and have man hair on your chin. And if you cut your finger, butter runs out.

Anything else? Want to discuss why old people always have young avatars? Because I think THAT is interesting...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#28
Wow, sounds like I hit a nerve. Is that We as in the royal We? Are you telling me that every single member of Mock hates to read my posts? Do you really expect me to believe that?

Go fuck yourself Cracker, you are just a dried up old bitch, no wonder you are single, nobody would want you.
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#29
(11-30-2011, 09:49 PM)Harvest Moon Wrote: Wow, sounds like I hit a nerve. Is that We as in the royal We? Are you telling me that every single member of Mock hates to read my posts? Do you really expect me to believe that?

Go fuck yourself Cracker, you are just a dried up old bitch, no wonder you are single, nobody would want you.

I'm hot. Ask Duchess.

Please list your online fans here:

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We are in the same time zone. Husband go to bed without you again? At the bar again "with the guys?" Just ignoring you?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#30
(11-30-2011, 09:53 PM)Cracker Wrote: I'm hot. Ask Duchess.

Please list your online fans here:

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3.

We are in the same time zone. Husband go to bed without you again? At the bar again "with the guys?" Just ignoring you?

Asshat Are you serious? Do you think I care that Duchess thinks you are hot or how many online fans you have?

Yes we might be in the same time zone. But bed time for us "adults" is a bit later. My husband is sitting right here and we are sharing a great laugh over your insecurities.

I need to double check, did Cracker actually ask me to list my online fans? That is one of the most idiotic questions I have ever been asked. Lame bitch
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#31
(11-30-2011, 09:41 PM)Cracker Wrote: Anything else? Want to discuss why old people always have young avatars? Because I think THAT is interesting...

Funny, you think are so smart but don't even understand my avatar. I even gave you a hint and you were not able to grasp the concept. Strange...
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#32
(11-30-2011, 10:19 PM)Harvest Moon Wrote:
(11-30-2011, 09:53 PM)Cracker Wrote: I'm hot. Ask Duchess.

Please list your online fans here:

1.
2.
3.

We are in the same time zone. Husband go to bed without you again? At the bar again "with the guys?" Just ignoring you?

Asshat Are you serious? Do you think I care that Duchess thinks you are hot or how many online fans you have?

Yes we might be in the same time zone. But bed time for us "adults" is a bit later. My husband is sitting right here and we are sharing a great laugh over your insecurities.

I need to double check, did Cracker actually ask me to list my online fans? That is one of the most idiotic questions I have ever been asked. Lame bitch

Um, I think "insecurities" is the wrong word. Cracker is uber secure. In fact, I wouldn't stay married to a fat blowhard. I make a very nice living on my own so I have that option. I wouldn't want to be hitched to a varicose machine such as yourself.

So, you can't think of even one member to list? I knew you wouldn't be able to complete the short list of people who can stand you.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#33
(11-30-2011, 10:23 PM)Harvest Moon Wrote:
(11-30-2011, 09:41 PM)Cracker Wrote: Anything else? Want to discuss why old people always have young avatars? Because I think THAT is interesting...

Funny, you think are so smart but don't even understand my avatar. I even gave you a hint and you were not able to grasp the concept. Strange...

Cracker doesn't give a shit. Grasp that.

This is pretty funny, though:

(10-23-2011, 06:59 PM)Harvest Moon Wrote: Oh, I'll help! And I think I will also create several additional threads in the Chicken Soup forum. Who wants a recipe for made from scratch Chicken Soup?

I've been holding back, just waiting for the right opportunity.

Stupid cow.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#34
(11-30-2011, 10:35 PM)Cracker Wrote:
Cracker doesn't give a shit. Grasp that.


From my quote published on 10/23/11....Oh, I'll help! ... I've been holding back, just waiting for the right opportunity...

Did you know that they recently found that the story of Sybil was fabricated?


On the quote: Nice way of taking a quote out of context. That particular comment was meant to annoy Dick.... Are you a politician or working for a rag newspaper? Either answer makes you look like a fool.


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#35
Here is one I make regularly.
1 package cream cheese, the good stuff, not that reguced fat BS
1 chub of Braunsweiger (make sure they spell it right)
1 medium onion finely chopped
Let the cheese and braunsweiger soften at room temp, finely chop the onion and them mix it all together with a potato masher and refrigerate.
Serve with snack crackers of your choice.
Quick, easy and tasty.
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#36
(11-30-2011, 10:52 PM)Harvest Moon Wrote: Are you a politician or working for a rag newspaper? Either answer makes you look like a fool.

I work for the state. You?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#37
I ignored the catfight and went ahead and posted to the topick, maybe should have read the catfight first. It even mentions cat food and Foie Gras, so I posted my simple recipe
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#38
(11-30-2011, 09:28 PM)Harvest Moon Wrote: Obviously, you have never spent any time in France or Switzerland, or any really great restaurant in New York, LA, Chicago, New Orleans, London etc. I am not talking about the canned processed pate, but the real thing cooked or prepared from fresh ingredients.

A slice of seared fresh Foie gras on a slice of toast does not resemble cat food at all. But of course somebody like you would never know that.


Do you always have to act like such a pretentious douchebag, Harvest Moon?

The only people who eat foie gras anymore are assholes that get off on torturing ducks.



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#39
(11-30-2011, 11:10 PM)sally Wrote: Do you always have to act like such a pretentious douchebag, Harvest Moon?

The only people who eat foie gras anymore are assholes that get off on torturing ducks.

I guess you won't make the "online fans" list now...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#40
(11-30-2011, 09:53 PM)Cracker Wrote: I'm hot. Ask Duchess.


I'm the only one that has seen a crystal clear photo of you, you were pretty damn quick in taking it down but I was quicker. heh heh. Yes, you ARE hot, I wouldn't have spent most of this past year pursuing you if you were anything less than smokin' hot lusciousness.

The entire Kingdom of Mock knows I'm hot for Cracker even though she's a female and I totally dig guys.
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