Things to Ponder

[QueenBee]

Ten Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8

Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny.

If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.




Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass

tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."

[Duchess]

If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .