Thread Rating:
  • 1 Vote(s) - 3 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Those people with high intensity headlights....
#1
Dear shitheads:
Over the past few years I have noticed that newer cars and some older cars have the high intensity lights. Sometimes they are bluish and kinda blind the oncomers like they were looking at the sun going supernova. You see them way off in the distance coming at you like little blue devil eyes.
Well I have had enough of it. I can see if you were in the middle of nowhere and were on some dark dirt road and needed them to see if there were branches and shit in the road scraping the side of your Goddamn new Kia or Lexus and you were scared of the fucking dark and the fucking beasts that inhabit the woods, but on a paved road with dots and dashes that are painted on the road for the idiots that do not know what fucking side of the road to drive on, well they are useless, that is of coarse if you only need them to blind anyone that is coming at you enough so they drive off the road a goddamn mile before they even get to you.
So this is my solution. I have an off road truck that has 4 halogen high intensity lights across the top and regular lights where regular lights should be. I take the smiley faces off the stupid bulbs when I am alone in the woods and I am scared of bears and stuff. Grrrrrrr.
So today I took off the little elastic smiley faces and now drive with my twitching finger on the toggle switch waiting for some fool with those goddamn high intensity blue lights. When I see them I flick the switch and give them fuckers a goddamn suntan. Yeah thats right motherfuckers I will bathe you in the light of GOD and make you wish you had your stupid Ray Bans on. Hopefully you drive off the road, hit a fucking tree and it prevents any other headaches that you might bring on any unsuspecting victims.
So if you are driving and all of a sudden it feels like you are on some red carpet in la-la land remember it was me Maggot that decided to bring you back into the real world.
Hell the other day I saw a 1989 with the fucking things in.............

Thank You
Maggot.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Reply
#2
So, Maggot...tell us what you REALLY think of them. I am not too crazy about 'em either.
Reply
#3
(11-17-2011, 10:15 PM)QueenBee Wrote: So, Maggot...tell us what you REALLY think of them. I am not too crazy about 'em either.

One paragraph was not enough in this specific situation. Smiley_emoticons_bussi.....but you get the gist of that moment in time..........This is your gift. Smiley_emoticons_wink
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Reply
#4
Notworthy




Respect-applause


115

Thank you! Couldn't say it any better than that!
YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID!Thumb_smiley-vault-signs-060
Reply
#5


hah That was great, Maggot. I really liked the part about the suntan & bathing in the light of God.
[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Reply
#6
Maggot, I like every word you wrote and hope to hear future tales of successful blinding of inconsiderate beamers.
Reply
#7
I have just one thing to say... Get glasses for the stigmatism maggot, those lights aren't as big as they look.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
















Reply
#8
Maggot gets pulled over for his high-intensity truck lights hah

[Image: funny-pictures-moose-cop.jpg]

















































Reply