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Wood you?
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Well?
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#2
I wouldn't, but I bet a few of these pretend sexually free women we have around here would.
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#3
Thats dramatic and totally up to them. The bumps might prove stimulating. Those footrollers are great!
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#4
Lets see you make the one with the curved top roll, sometimes I just whisper idiot and like magic you show up.
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#5


Wood isn't very flexible.

Hahaha!

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(12-04-2011, 03:18 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Lets see you make the one with the curved top roll, sometimes I just whisper idiot and like magic you show up.

Amazing! And I thought I could pull one over on you. Yes I guess I was wrong. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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#7
It's ok, in a sick sorta way I enjoyed seeing your collection of butt plugs, I feel I have gotten to know you somewhat better for having seen it.

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#8
Wooden cutting boards and dildo/ass bead combos are not sanitary.

Do you put a string on those, Maggot, so your doctor doesn't have to do x-rays to find it in your rectum?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#9
You can put those wherever your mind lets you cupcake. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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(12-04-2011, 03:55 PM)Maggot Wrote: You can put those wherever your mind lets you cupcake. Smiley_emoticons_wink

So did you rent these to the german lady?

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#11
I see the topic strikes a bone. I just knew it,......... wood.
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#12
It's like a circus freak show, you don't want to look but you can't help it.

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#13
(12-04-2011, 04:05 PM)Maggot Wrote: wood.


Morning wood...in the late afternoon. Smiley_emoticons_smile


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(12-04-2011, 04:07 PM)IMaDick Wrote: It's like a circus freak show, you don't want to look but you can't help it.


I don't think other forums that I've checked out have as interesting/funny/intelligent threads as our site does. I know I'm biased but I've kept an open mind in case I saw something I wanted to pilfer & bring back here. Mock is the first forum I was ever an active Member in. I was shocked when I hit 500 posts.


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#15
Fuck that! Splinters much?
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(12-04-2011, 08:03 PM)JsMom Wrote: Fuck that! Splinters much?

Splinters? I suggest putting them under a heat lamp for a few min. that way your feet get warm. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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#17
Funny how I thought those were the new dildos of choice these days. OOPS! 113
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