Denial of ass kissing

[Smegma]

Amazing. I got told off for having a 'smart mouth' and the thread turns into a discussion about recipes and dinner. What the fuck, people.

[Duchess]

I got told off for having a 'smart mouth'

THAT'S how you took that? Are you insane. I can't jokingly spar with you anymore? That was my first attempt since you've been back. I encourage everyone to have a smart mouth for christssake.

[krystalshores]

Amazing. I got told off for having a 'smart mouth' and the thread turns into a discussion about recipes and dinner. What the fuck, people.

Hey, i iinvited you to our pj party!!

[Smegma]

Should I fear Cracker? What's she going to do to me, tell me I smell like cat piss?

Stop that.

You know it was sarcasm. Smarty pants with your smart mouth.

I like it when you post the funny animal videos.

How do I take this comment? Was it supposed to be funny?

[Duchess]

LMPP, if I had been telling you off it would have consisted of more than a smiley shaking a rolling pin & calling you smarty pants. Jesus Christ.

Buzzkill.

[JsMom]

Ya'll are crazyi!i!i

[Cracker]

Should I fear Cracker? What's she going to do to me, tell me I smell like cat piss?

Stop that.

You know it was sarcasm. Smarty pants with your smart mouth.

I like it when you post the funny animal videos.

How do I take this comment? Was it supposed to be funny?

What is the offensive part? That she likes your funny animal videos?

That you are pretending you are supposed to fear Cracker?

That you are so fucking psycho sensitive that the rolling pin smiley hurt your feelings?

That she had to explain her previous post as sarcasm?

You really think that was telling you off?

You all need to spend a week at Casa Cracker so you can grow a set.

[Cracker]

LMPP, if I had been telling you off it would have consisted of more than a smiley shaking a rolling pin & calling you smarty pants. Jesus Christ.

Buzzkill.

Now she'll say it is because I am a racist. That is called "pulling the Cracker card" around here. hahahahahahaha

I have decided it is impossible to argue with older drunk women. Losing battle every time. You have to leave to get away... (That is on the list of things men know that women don't)

[JsMom]

*gasp* Nobody use the "Cracker card". That's like a "Go straight to jail card".

[Adub]

Should I fear Cracker?

Nah, the worst she has ever done to me is call me a cow, moo.

[Smegma]

Should I fear Cracker? What's she going to do to me, tell me I smell like cat piss?

Stop that.

You know it was sarcasm. Smarty pants with your smart mouth.

I like it when you post the funny animal videos.

How do I take this comment? Was it supposed to be funny?

What is the offensive part? That she likes your funny animal videos?

That you are pretending you are supposed to fear Cracker?

That you are so fucking psycho sensitive that the rolling pin smiley hurt your feelings?

That she had to explain her previous post as sarcasm?

You really think that was telling you off?

You all need to spend a week at Casa Cracker so you can grow a set.

Where did I use the word offensive, offended or any variation of the word offend, you pompous piece of shit.

Her post wasn't funny or even mildly sarcastic. Perhaps I should have used the word "scolded" so my post wouldn't have confused and alarmed anyone.

[Smegma]

LMPP, if I had been telling you off it would have consisted of more than a smiley shaking a rolling pin & calling you smarty pants. Jesus Christ.

Buzzkill.

Now she'll say it is because I am a racist. That is called "pulling the Cracker card" around here. hahahahahahaha

I have decided it is impossible to argue with older drunk women. Losing battle every time. You have to leave to get away... (That is on the list of things men know that women don't)

I suspect the only drunk older woman here is Duchess. I'm not indulging this weekend. Nice try though, asskisser.

[Cracker]

Nice try though, asskisser.

Dick will be proud you are using his gambit.

[Cracker]

Should I fear Cracker?

Nah, the worst she has ever done to me is call me a cow, moo.

That's probably not the worst I do, but it all amounts to about the same thing. Stick and stones. I'm surprised more adults didn't absorb that lesson.

[FAHQTOO]

<<<Duchess...Smegs...Cracker.


Me>>>>...I highly recommend it for moments like these.

I should start a stoner thread.

[Cracker]

Where did I use the word offensive, offended or any variation of the word offend, you pompous piece of shit.

Her post wasn't funny or even mildly sarcastic. Perhaps I should have used the word "scolded" so my post wouldn't have confused and alarmed anyone.

Yeah, the POS thing doesn't phase me at all because I'm not. I'm a good and decent person.

Pompous? I guess, if that means the opposite of whine ass titty baby...

WAAAAHHHHHH is all I'm hearing. I seriously can't figure out why you would have a cunt reaction to that benign post. Cat fit is my closest guess.

[Cracker]

<<<Duchess...Smegs...Cracker.


Me>>>>...I highly recommend it for moments like these.

I should start a stoner thread.

It really isn't my battle. I just joined in because it was so fucking stupid I couldn't resist.

I think I am the only single woman here who is single by choice. The rest are fucking crazy.

[Adub]

I'm single by choice. And I puckered my lips once and told Duchess I was ready to kiss her ass.

[Cracker]

I'm single by choice.

Yes, it is your choice to eat the entire loaf of bread and pound of bacon for breakfast. I like that you are empowered enough to embrace your lifestyle choice and solitude as a result of your obesity.

I wish I could be more like you.

[FAHQTOO]

<<<Duchess...Smegs...Cracker.


Me>>>>...I highly recommend it for moments like these.

I should start a stoner thread.

It really isn't my battle. I just joined in because it was so fucking stupid I couldn't resist.

I think I am the only single woman here who is single by choice. The rest are fucking crazy.

Nope...I'm single by choice and I fucking LOVE it. The last 5 months have been the best of my life. I was recycling exes for the past 2 years. FUCK...THEM...ALL!!!
I'll turn into a lesbian, turn into a spinster or have a fulfilling relationship with my BOB. I'll never have another b/f...until riding season rolls around anyway. Then I'm just going to be a slut.