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Why fat women do not have oral sex......

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Why fat women do not have oral sex......
Maggot Offline
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#1
05-29-2009, 03:50 PM
.......have you ever tried too pull apart a grill cheese sandwich?
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05-29-2009, 05:06 PM
You just need a vat of soup large enough to dunk her in first.
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05-29-2009, 05:17 PM
No wonder some people think we are insane.
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05-29-2009, 05:29 PM
Maggot Wrote:.......have you ever tried too pull apart a grill cheese sandwich?
Yes, andI've had to popa few hoods in my time too.
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05-30-2009, 01:18 AM
Maggot Wrote:.......have you ever tried too pull apart a grill cheese sandwich?
Sometimes you are truly nasty, Maggot.

Or can I call you 'Maggy'?
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05-30-2009, 06:43 AM
Fat women don't have oral sex 'cuz there is no one willing to go down on their lard ass & they don't get the opportunity to give it for the same reason...Altho, I'm sure there are men out there that would simply close their eyes and go with the moment.::bvomit::
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05-30-2009, 08:19 AM
OK that turned my stomach. Doubly because it made me think of Julie in high school who we used to tease about her 'frumunda cheese'.
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05-30-2009, 09:05 AM
I have to admit that it created a mental picture in my mind that is hard to shake.........I blame Pete for this. And decided that I should share it.
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05-30-2009, 09:10 AM
Slap Pete upside his pointed head for me please.
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05-30-2009, 09:24 AM
Maggot Wrote:.......have you ever tried too pull apart a grill cheese sandwich?
Yeah thanks for that mental picture you twat.
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