Post: #1

Send either one of these to your lady.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nc2GWytR0E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyg3t-baZUc

The usual TT .....guarantee.... accompanies this advice.

Post: #2

Don't listen to him unless your lady has blue hair and a pacemaker.

Post: #3

Hahahaha!

Post: #4

Hey GUYS!

Bear in mind any posts by WOMEN are highly suspect as to motive.

What they don't know could swamp Wikipedia.

Post: #5

This is a PORTION of my Match.com profile.

You think this drew blue hair, yer nuts.

25 reasons to date me:

1. I'll make you laugh.
2. I'll take care of you when you're sick.
3. I'll carve our initials in a tree (a 2x4 if you're a conservationist)
4. You're safe with me.
5. I drive well at night. (day too)
6. I haven't been a house guest of O.J. Simpson.
7. I don't pucker when I kiss.
8. I'd rather go for a random drive than watch sports.
9. I've never been on America's Most Wanted.
10. I take regular showers.
11. I can balance a checkbook.
12. I ...hate... the phrase, "my OLD LADY."
13. I'll wait for you even if you're late.
14. You'll never have to worry about driving illegally in the carpool lane.
15. I always put the cap back on the toothpaste.
16. I'll push you on the swings.
17. I have a convertible.
18. I'm financially secure.
19. I love daytrips and weekend getaways.
20. You can drink my last beer. (or wine)
21. I can discuss world events, art, books, and stuff besides football.
22. I'll apologize when I screw up.
23. You can't stop reading this.
24. I'll take you to a shindig and not know why they call it a "shindig."
25. My heart will jump when you enter the room.
26. I'll make you some dill shrimp.
27. I'll learn to count better.