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#41
02-07-2012, 05:03 PM


I found a very pretty Valentine card in the rack, it was $11.00. I left it there.
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02-09-2012, 08:47 PM
i'll take one of these Loveis

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#43
02-12-2012, 09:30 AM
OMG this is terrible!

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02-12-2012, 09:34 AM


Oh my goodness. *snicker*
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02-12-2012, 11:56 AM
If I said Valentines day sucked ass would that make me a bad guy?

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02-12-2012, 12:01 PM


I happen to agree with that. I never celebrate it. It ranks up there with New Years resolutions.
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02-12-2012, 12:01 PM
(02-12-2012, 11:56 AM)IMaDick Wrote: If I said Valentines day sucked ass would that make me a bad guy?

That's not what makes you a bad guy Dick. Awink

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02-12-2012, 12:01 PM
(02-12-2012, 11:56 AM)IMaDick Wrote: If I said Valentines day sucked ass would that make me a bad guy?


No, because it does. And even worse...Sweetest day.

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02-12-2012, 12:10 PM
(02-12-2012, 12:01 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(02-12-2012, 11:56 AM)IMaDick Wrote: If I said Valentines day sucked ass would that make me a bad guy?


No, because it does. And even worse...Sweetest day.

I didn't even know Sweetest Day existed, had to look it up.

While still not as popular as Valentine's Day, the observance of Sweetest Day — on the 3rd Saturday in the month of October — originally began in the early 20th century to honor sweethearts, close friends, relatives or employees with special gift of sweets or chocolate.

This year, Sweetest Day is celebrated on Saturday, October 20, 2012.


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02-12-2012, 12:10 PM
(02-12-2012, 12:01 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(02-12-2012, 11:56 AM)IMaDick Wrote: If I said Valentines day sucked ass would that make me a bad guy?

That's not what makes you a bad guy Dick. Awink

This hasn't gone the way of the condor, and one day it will pop up again to be examined at length.
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02-12-2012, 12:12 PM
(02-12-2012, 12:10 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-12-2012, 12:01 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(02-12-2012, 11:56 AM)IMaDick Wrote: If I said Valentines day sucked ass would that make me a bad guy?

That's not what makes you a bad guy Dick. Awink

This hasn't gone the way of the condor, and one day it will pop up again to be examined at length.

Promises, promises.

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02-12-2012, 12:13 PM
(02-12-2012, 12:10 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: While still not as popular as Valentine's Day, the observance of Sweetest Day — on the 3rd Saturday in the month of October — originally began in the early 20th century to honor sweethearts, close friends, relatives or employees with special gift of sweets or chocolate.


That's close to being vomit inducing. I wouldn't even take kindly to being called sweet. Only one person is allowed to do that & live.

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02-12-2012, 12:17 PM
(02-12-2012, 12:13 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(02-12-2012, 12:10 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: While still not as popular as Valentine's Day, the observance of Sweetest Day — on the 3rd Saturday in the month of October — originally began in the early 20th century to honor sweethearts, close friends, relatives or employees with special gift of sweets or chocolate.


That's close to being vomit inducing. I wouldn't even take kindly to being called sweet. Only one person is allowed to do that & live.


Sounds like another crock of shit to me too. Probably inspired by greeting card manufacturers and chocolatiers.

Wow, just realized how jaded I sound. I mean it though.

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02-12-2012, 12:19 PM
(02-12-2012, 12:12 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(02-12-2012, 12:10 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-12-2012, 12:01 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(02-12-2012, 11:56 AM)IMaDick Wrote: If I said Valentines day sucked ass would that make me a bad guy?

That's not what makes you a bad guy Dick. Awink

This hasn't gone the way of the condor, and one day it will pop up again to be examined at length.

Promises, promises.

I always keep promises when I make them.





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02-12-2012, 12:26 PM
(02-12-2012, 12:19 PM)IMaDick Wrote: This hasn't gone the way of the condor, and one day it will pop up again to be examined at length.


HOTD:
Promises, promises.

DICK:
I always keep my promises when I make them.

HOTD:
Alright then Dick. I'll look for it to pop up and will be prepared to examine it at length. Maybe on Sweetness Day 2012. Blowing-kisses


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#56
02-12-2012, 12:28 PM


My mind is in the gutter after reading that statement.
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02-12-2012, 12:32 PM
(02-12-2012, 12:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:

My mind is in the gutter after reading that statement.

My mind was in the gutter when I posted it. I think Sweetest Day should be replaced with "Mind in the Gutter Day". Could be more interesting.
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02-12-2012, 12:39 PM
(02-12-2012, 12:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:

My mind is in the gutter after reading that statement.

My powers of mind control is just one of the things that make me a Legend .



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02-12-2012, 12:41 PM


Oh brother.
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#60
02-12-2012, 12:50 PM
Sweetest day...brought to you by Hallmark.

Grandparents day is just as stupid...and I'm a G-ma. I don't need my g-kids to make Hallmark richer by getting me a $5 card. They show me how much they love me every time I see them, even the 5 month old.

I'm not the mushy type, I guess.
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