Post: #43

(02-07-2012 09:44 PM)Cracker Wrote:  Cracker is good-looking. It provides a sense of worth I don't have to get from cats. Strangers smile at me. People ask what perfume I am wearing because I don't smell of piss. I think it makes life easier.

Hey LADY!!! I have 2 cats and I don't smell like piss!!!

Post: #44

Dick has a whole shit load of cats, maybe he can make up with Smegma and ship 20 or 30 to her.

Post: #45

(02-07-2012 09:45 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:  Hey LADY!!! I have 2 cats and I don't smell like piss!!!

You don't love your cats enough. You let strange men sleep in your bed. If you really loved your cats, you would dedicate every waking moment to them.

I think I'm going to report you to the SPCA. You can't have cats AND friends. It isn't fair to the cats.

Post: #46

(02-07-2012 09:44 PM)Cracker Wrote:  Cracker is good-looking. It provides a sense of worth I don't have to get from cats. Strangers smile at me. People ask what perfume I am wearing because I don't smell of piss. I think it makes life easier.

Do you have any pets at all? I think people that don't, have something wrong with them. You have something wrong with you, don't you? Always yapping about how good looking you are isn't normal.

Bragging about people asking what kind of perfume you wear is right up there with Julie bragging about people asking about her lip liner. Ridiculous and most likely untrue. No one cares, Cracker. You're a fraud and a liar.

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Post: #48

(02-07-2012 09:47 PM)sally Wrote:  Dick has a whole shit load of cats, maybe he can make up with Smegma and ship 20 or 30 to her.

I think Dick's cats are probably Republicats. It wouldn't be a good fit.

Post: #49

(02-07-2012 09:52 PM)Cracker Wrote:  

(02-07-2012 09:45 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:  Hey LADY!!! I have 2 cats and I don't smell like piss!!!

You don't love your cats enough. You let strange men sleep in your bed. If you really loved your cats, you would dedicate every waking moment to them.

I think I'm going to report you to the SPCA. You can't have cats AND friends. It isn't fair to the cats.

This is probably true. I just had to shoo the big hairy bastard out of my room for driving me crazy.
He sits beside my computer chair and yells at me until I scratch his ears.

Post: #50

(02-07-2012 06:15 PM)Smegma Wrote:  Thanks for the explanation, Duchess. I feel your reasoning is convoluted and nonsensical but this would have happened eventually anyway since you seem to be analyzing my posts for minute violations for which you can penalize me. Well done.

eeeewww them thars fightin' words. *bar clears, whiskey glasses smash on floor*

Post: #51

The chubbies can pretend I'm ugly if it makes them feel better about themselves. Doesn't change my fabulousness.

They can pretend I'm undereducated and petty, too. Doesn't make me want to post pics of my degrees or charitable donation receipts. I am comfortable with myself and my life. I like me.

If I don't move a muscle for fifteen years and eat pizza everyday, maybe we can be better friends when I am their age.

Post: #52

So Dick posted his own photo on another forum and then came back here and blamed it on Smegma. Crazy much, Dick?

Post: #53

I can prove it easily enough. I'm just waiting for permission from the forum owner to take a screen grab to post here.

Post: #54

There's no doubt Dick likes to stir the shit. I wouldn't put it past him.

Post: #55

Kind of ironic since he was questioning my integrity.

Post: #56

This is all somewhat interesting!