Post: #99

(02-19-2012 02:11 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  I think user is jealous of Adub's ability to win friends and influence people.

Yeah, she must have read the book. She lives in the armpit of California...not much else to do there but chase tumbleweeds.

Post: #100

I'm bumping User's thread to hide another thread on Mock's front page.

I did the same thing to hide a thread with menstruation in the title.

You damn bitchflakes & your bodily function yuck. I could heave all over you.

Post: #101

Here..........let me try and help.........username is so jealous because she cannot parallel park, but the mexican @ home depot can.


Hold on...........Sally has a question...........

Post: #102

I think this was definitely the most appropriate thread to bump for sure.

Post: #103

i put this here because i thought User would laugh. it IS pretty funny~
who knits? these are cute!





WFAA

April 3, 2012 DALLAS — Inside Kimberlyn Crowe's Oak Cliff home, knitting has always been quiet therapy. Suddenly, it's become a way to make some noise.

"Words don't do any good because it's all been said," she declared. So she let the yarn became her words and her hobby become her voice.

"The statement is: 'Get your hands off my uterus!'" Crowe said with a laugh.

She began knitting uteruses last week. On Sunday, she joined a group of North Texas knitters inside a Garland home.

They knitted, crocheted, and sewed dozens of uteruses. They will send them to Texas Gov. Rick Perry and other select lawmakers in Austin and Washington who, they believe, have cast votes cutting funding to women's health care and limiting access to birth control.

Crowe is keen to send lawmakers a message. "Here's your own uterus; now keep your hands off mine," she said.

At Sunday's knitting party, there was hearty laughter and plenty of philosophical debate. They want the same from the lawmakers.

Post: #104

Hahaha!! If you flipped it over, you might be able to make a handbag out of it. Tres chic!

People come up with some really strange ways to try to make a point.

Post: #105

hey User, mad cow disease has been found in fruit and nut land.



http://eatocracy.cnn.com/2012/04/24/mad-...?hpt=hp_t2

Post: #106

That explains a lot.




I think I read it was only found in a dairy cow and it can't be passed through milk?

I think me and mine would be resistant to anything like that. I used to encourage my kids to eat dirt and play in the bodily fluids infested ball pit at the local Roundtable. Builds immunity. I'm pretty sure I can count on one hand how many times my kids (or I for that matter) have been on anti-biotics. Plus my one grandma lived to 99 and the other is still going at 98...strong stock on the women's side.

Post: #107

There is a girl at work that works in the warehouse. Today she was eating an orange but her long fingernails were filled with dirt and crud. There she was peeling the fucking thing licking her fingers all happy. She must have Wonder Woman genes eh? I turned my head away real fast like.

Post: #108

(04-24-2012 07:28 PM)Maggot Wrote:  There is a girl at work

Didn't you mean "gal" at work?

That's nasty. Don't lick your hands. Gross. Doorknobs are disgusting...

Post: #109

(04-24-2012 07:43 PM)Cracker Wrote:  

(04-24-2012 07:28 PM)Maggot Wrote:  There is a girl at work

Didn't you mean "gal" at work?

That's nasty. Don't lick your hands. Gross. Doorknobs are disgusting...

What?

Post: #110

(04-24-2012 07:44 PM)Maggot Wrote:  What?

Maybe it's just me.

Post: #111

(04-24-2012 07:52 PM)Cracker Wrote:  

(04-24-2012 07:44 PM)Maggot Wrote:  What?

Maybe it's just me.

girl/gal is that a southern fried thing? Anyways I thought it was kinda gross. She is OK and everything. Hell I went to her wedding but it WAS kinda gross.

Post: #112

You'll all die young. Use your hand sanitizers, eat your antibiotics while the rest of us actually build up immune systems.

I kid about some of that but I do think that antibiotics are overused and for sure the kids that aren't exposed to colds and stuff when they're young will suffer later. I'm too lazy to look it up but I think science supports that.