Post: #1

i like mean bitches.

but tell Cracker your innermost thoughts about her.

good luck with that.

Post: #2

Nah, I catch venom daily. I just don't really care. Unless I am feeling ducky, then I will return a volley.

Post: #3

I think I saw a tumbleweed just now.







For all I know, she could be a poodle IRL but here she's a fucking pitbull. Some adjectives: stubborn, opinionated, arrogant, funny-as-hell, opinionated, smart, bitchy, arrogant, harsh, cruel and funny-as-hell.

Strangely, I don't get to see much of her warm fuzzy side here.

I'm not gonna comment on her looks because the bitch refuses to post a current photo.

Post: #4

In a word, bodacious.

Post: #5

Cracker writes paragraphs and stuff.

Post: #6

Crack-Attack.™

Post: #7

Quick.............stuff a flag in it!!!

Post: #8

Beautiful and handsome maybe.

short and thick or tall and thin maybe.

definitely shitbird material.

Post: #9

Vinegar tits.

Post: #10

I guess my biggest concern would be her practice of illeism. I'm hoping she only does that here and not at work.

Post: #11

I swear I have almost said, "Cracker doesn't think so" at work a few times. Or, "Not this Cracker." That wouldn't go over too well.

Post: #12

The alter ego. Sasha Fierce.

Post: #13

Sasha Fierce is a black woman.

Post: #14

(02-15-2012 08:24 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

Sasha Fierce is a black woman.

Ha! There ya' go!