Post: #15

(02-19-2012 01:28 PM)Cracker Wrote:  

(02-19-2012 01:06 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!' The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

You can shove your pop quiz, HOTD. I would have slapped the little fuck for talking back.

Okay. I'll tell you the answer, you don't have to get hostile.

The kid held a glass of water over his head for 10 minutes.

Post: #16

(02-19-2012 01:07 PM)sally Wrote:  

(02-19-2012 12:33 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  Pears

Pears are supposed to be green or brown you fucking nitwit.

Pears are yellow when their ripe nitwit.

Post: #17

(02-19-2012 01:32 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  Pears are yellow when their ripe nitwit.

Gotdammit, people. ALWAYS check your grammar and usage if you are calling someone else stupid. Any other time mistakes aren't as funny or ironic.

Bosc pears are brown.

Post: #18

Hot D here is a really simple one to learn, three chords

and a very nice tune when done with a basic acoustic guitar or a clean electric,very easy for a beginner guitarist.

A minor, G and C chords are all that are used.

Post: #19

(02-19-2012 01:35 PM)Cracker Wrote:  

(02-19-2012 01:32 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  Pears are yellow when their ripe nitwit.

Gotdammit, people. ALWAYS check your grammar and usage if you are calling someone else stupid. Any other time mistakes aren't as funny or ironic.

Bosc pears are brown.

Killjoy. There have been a few classics in the last couple of days. It amuses me when people in bed bad grammer in they're attempt to imply that someone else is insightless.

Post: #20

(02-19-2012 01:40 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  Hot D here is a really simple one to learn, three chords

and a very nice tune when done with a basic acoustic guitar or a clean electric,very easy for a beginner guitarist.

A minor, G and C chords are all that are used.

Thanks Dick. Great song. I can sing "Gimme Three Steps" and "Free Bird", but never tried "Simple Man". Will give it a try with my nephew.

Post: #21

(02-19-2012 01:45 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  

(02-19-2012 01:35 PM)Cracker Wrote:  

(02-19-2012 01:32 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  Pears are yellow when their ripe nitwit.

Gotdammit, people. ALWAYS check your grammar and usage if you are calling someone else stupid. Any other time mistakes aren't as funny or ironic.

Bosc pears are brown.

Killjoy. There have been a few classics in the last couple of days. It amuses me when people in bed bad grammer in they're attempt to imply that someone else is insightless.

Sally didn't specify she as always generalized her bullshit.

it's funny how anal you are cracker when you're all butt hurt.

Post: #22

One word, retard. Butthurt. Do you say re tarded when you refer to yourself?

Post: #23

(02-19-2012 02:01 PM)Cracker Wrote:  One word, retard. Butthurt. Do you say re tarded when you refer to yourself?

2 words Butt and Hurt, and since I was referring to the whole I separated them for your convenience.

anal is one word also.

Post: #24

Dumbass or dumb ass? Which are you?

Post: #25

(02-19-2012 02:10 PM)Cracker Wrote:  Dumbass or dumb ass? Which are you?

I'm the one pointing at you and laughing.