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(02-26-2012, 08:16 PM)Cracker Wrote: Drunk promises are never real. I hope you all learned something.
I wants yu 2 kno all bout wat is happining!13 Evry1 here knos I am in chains 4 teh Ceiling Cat.14 Cuz of meh, they r not fraid to talk bout Jebus.
15 Is true dat some of teh kittehs just want teh cheezburgers. Not care abt Ceiling Cat. But not all.16 Lots of teh kittehs luvs me.17 But teh bad kittehs, they sai things jus to maek me sad.18 O Well! Teh stuf abt teh Jebus is bein said eether wai, so it not matter 2 much.19 I kno yu r preyin, nd Jebus will saf me.
You cup acake need for de muir fait inte maggot.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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*snicker* Post of the day. ^^^^^^
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what Maggot had for breakfast. 
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Maggot is adorable & in my eyes Mock's most charming Member. He makes me laugh everyday.
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I would fucking kill myself if Duchess called me adorable.
She is seeing a beagle puppy in her mind Maggot, you adorable little thing you.
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(02-27-2012, 12:19 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I would fucking kill myself if Duchess called me adorable.
Dick, sweetie pie, love muffin, I think you're adorable too. 
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(02-27-2012, 12:20 PM)Duchess Wrote: (02-27-2012, 12:19 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I would fucking kill myself if Duchess called me adorable.
Dick, sweetie pie, love muffin, I think you're adorable too.
Just stop it.
I'm not going to fight with you today at all.
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(02-27-2012, 12:22 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I'm not going to fight with you today at all.
 Muah!
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(02-27-2012, 12:19 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I would fucking kill myself if Duchess called me adorable.
She is seeing a beagle puppy in her mind Maggot, you adorable little thing you.
Welllllllll I DO like to lick things............Just the other day I was licking the spoon from a bowl of cake batter. Do you like licking Dick?
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That came out ugly.
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(02-27-2012, 12:28 PM)Maggot Wrote: (02-27-2012, 12:19 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I would fucking kill myself if Duchess called me adorable.
She is seeing a beagle puppy in her mind Maggot, you adorable little thing you.
Welllllllll I DO like to lick things............Just the other day I was licking the spoon from a bowl of cake batter. Do you like licking Dick?
Is that what you pretended the spoon was?
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Hey Dick,
Not to be a nag, but Maggot came through with his Wild Horses posting for us. You still lacking the equipment to give us what we want from you? 
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(03-18-2012, 04:09 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Hey Dick,
Not to be a nag, but Maggot came through with his Wild Horses posting for us. You still lacking the equipment to give us what we want from you?
How do you know it was Maggot?
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(03-18-2012, 04:10 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (03-18-2012, 04:09 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Hey Dick,
Not to be a nag, but Maggot came through with his Wild Horses posting for us. You still lacking the equipment to give us what we want from you?
How do you know it was Maggot?
Trust. I know for sure it WASN'T you. Don't try to deflect. You're up (I hope).
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(03-18-2012, 04:10 PM)IMaDick Wrote: How do you know it was Maggot?
Because he said it was & he's an honorable man. Don't give me any shit about how I could possibly know given this is the internet...I know.
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(03-18-2012, 04:13 PM)Duchess Wrote: (03-18-2012, 04:10 PM)IMaDick Wrote: How do you know it was Maggot?
Because he said it was & he's an honorable man. Don't give me any shit about how I could possibly know given this is the internet...I know.
Yep, it was definitely Maggot and it was definitely good. Dick's just trying to avoid the question.
How much longer you gonna make us wait Dick? Your fan club might just disband if you don't put out soon. 
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Did I miss mag's youtube debut? Where is it, or has he deleted it already?
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(03-18-2012, 06:11 PM)crash Wrote: Did I miss mag's youtube debut? Where is it, or has he deleted it already?
Cracker just bumped it for you. It's in the "Dickie or Maggot for President" thread.
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