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#61
04-01-2012, 03:17 PM
duh.......shows what YOU know every woodie is the woodie of a lifetime! hah
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04-01-2012, 03:25 PM


No shit? There's not different degrees of woodieness? You know, like how some sex is better than other sex, some is hotter, some isn't.
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04-01-2012, 03:29 PM
I'm a man, does that answer your question? Its always good for men.
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04-01-2012, 03:31 PM
(04-01-2012, 03:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:

No shit? There's not different degrees of woodieness? You know, like how some sex is better than other sex, some is hotter, some isn't.

He's lying. If they use the term "hard enough to scratch glass" it was a good one.
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#65
04-18-2012, 12:06 PM
Maggot! i found your birthday gift! 115

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#66
05-09-2012, 02:10 AM
i want you to study these intently for about 10 minutes Maggot. Weed-2Smiley_emoticons_shocked17
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#67
06-04-2012, 11:26 AM
Maggoty! this is inside your brain! i knew it!! Smiley_emoticons_hurra3

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#68
06-11-2012, 06:21 AM
Maggoty, it seems these have been discovered by The National Geographic Society to be living in ponds, lakes and swimming pools in New Hampster. i just wanted you to know.
they reach about a foot long. so you should be able to spot them. Hibye

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06-11-2012, 12:30 PM
What the hell!! Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch
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06-11-2012, 12:51 PM
(06-11-2012, 06:21 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: Maggoty, it seems these have been discovered by The National Geographic Society to be living in ponds, lakes and swimming pools in New Hampster. i just wanted you to know.
they reach about a foot long. so you should be able to spot them. Hibye

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06-11-2012, 12:54 PM
Those things are foul looking! Stay away from my Boo!
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#72
06-18-2012, 01:38 AM
so Maggot...these have been found living in mattresses in New Hampster. aren't they CUTE?
happy monday!

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06-18-2012, 05:51 AM
Where's New Hampster? North of Boston? Smiley_emoticons_wink
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06-18-2012, 11:20 AM
You bastard! The_Villagers
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#75
06-28-2012, 02:18 AM
cool! it's Maggoty thursday! these are found in lake winnipesaukee! they get in your swimming trunks and do unspeakable things!

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#76
06-28-2012, 06:21 AM
I think I flossed one of those out this morning.
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#77
06-28-2012, 06:25 AM


Gawddamn. Human yuck.
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#78
07-02-2012, 05:33 AM
this holiday monday Maggot gets....

SPIDEE-LIZARD!

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#79
07-19-2012, 09:13 AM
this adorable little thing is living in New Hampster wells.
looks like a muppet, but it's a real critter. hah

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#80
07-19-2012, 09:49 AM
That lizard is cool! But you are making it tough to get out and drink a simple glass of water lately.
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