For Duchess

[Maggot]

They don't talk like that here and we do not have red clay and i am not the michelin man.

no chunky southern boys were harmed in the making of that movie.

the part of Maggot played by a random good old boy.

I'll get you for this my pretty...........and your stupid squirrel too!

[sally]

I'm sorry your 1970's powder blue tux is ruined. Now what will you wear to funerals?

Did you get new cabinets? What kind of countertops did you pick? Floor?

I REALLY wanna kill your soul now. I already picked shit out it took me like 10 min, was that good enough? Noooooooooo of coarse not. I have already ordered the new cabinets they are 2 weeks out, the contertop is about a week and the floor could be tomorrow IF I knew the freaking type and color. Thats it!!! I'm bringing my paddle to bed tonight!

I too was interested in the type of cabinents and flooring you chose, but oh no you just can't answer a simple fucking question.

[Maggot]

I'm sorry your 1970's powder blue tux is ruined. Now what will you wear to funerals?

Did you get new cabinets? What kind of countertops did you pick? Floor?

I REALLY wanna kill your soul now. I already picked shit out it took me like 10 min, was that good enough? Noooooooooo of coarse not. I have already ordered the new cabinets they are 2 weeks out, the contertop is about a week and the floor could be tomorrow IF I knew the freaking type and color. Thats it!!! I'm bringing my paddle to bed tonight!

I too was interested in the type of cabinents and flooring you chose, but oh no you just can't answer a simple fucking question.

If I knew I would tell you. I know I'm going with corian for the counter and allure flooring. The cabinets are oak and I am going with the same style that was there I guess it is an easy match. The top cabinets will get new doors and hardware. I will take a few photos of what it looks like now after the demo and some when fixed the demo pics I should have in a couple days when I get them into photobucket fuckit................slappy.

I should have never shown the professor this website.


I wanted this color for the countertops.

[ramseycat]

I knew Crackass wouldn't respond to my request for a pic. More proof she is a liar.

I could care less that Duchess said I take direction well Crackass. You take the crap here way to seriously. I imagine you really are a joy to be around IRL. If you are have as much of stuck up bitch as you are here, it's no wonder you are twice divorced. I bet your exes RAN to their attorneys to get the hell away from you.

[Middle Finger]

Ramsey, seriously ... practically all of your posts, especially in this thread, sound like you are 15 or something ...

[sally]

Ramsey is a teenager in a struggling soccer mom's body.

[Cracker]

Ramsey is a teenager in a struggling soccer mom's body.

Soccer moms don't wear mom jeans. She is more like a Cub Scout mom. Or the mom who tries to pick up on all the younger dads even though his wife is way hotter.

[Middle Finger]

Ramsey is a teenager in a struggling soccer mom's body.

Good one!

[ramseycat]

Ramsey is a teenager in a struggling soccer mom's body.

Soccer moms don't wear mom jeans. She is more like a Cub Scout mom. Or the mom who tries to pick up on all the younger dads even though his wife is way hotter.

Try football mom in low rise jeans. When I tried on your mom jeans they were way to big. Crackass is not only a big ass, she has a big ass. I bet she drives a mini van too.

[ramseycat]

Ramsey is a teenager in a struggling soccer mom's body.

Good one!

Hmmpf MF. and I was going to ask if you wanted to dance with Duchess. She has so much fun doing the Carlton, she would even do it with you. Forget it now fuckface.

[sally]

Picturing Cracker driving a mini van is kinda funny for some reason.

[Cracker]

Nope. SUV (which I'm thinking of dumping, too much gas) and sedan in the driveway. And the boy's truck while he's stationed in the Pacific.

Much better to spend your time picturing Bozomomjeans dragging around two pasty white boys with bowl cuts who dress in black because they are so fucking miserable. Then you will recognize them at the arcade.

[ramseycat]

Why do you think my kids dress in black Cracker? That's not the first time you have said that. And pasty white? Hardly. They both get nice and brown from our weekends in Lake Geoge at my IL's house on the lake.....out on their boat. Funny how they invite ME and the kids up every weekend but not their own son. But according to Crackass, I'm the fucked up one. Go figure.

I do have to say the best one though is Crackass continuing to call me an old lady at 50. First off I am 47. And second, Crackass is only 3 three years younger than I am yet she acts like she is 30. And last, why make fun of someone for their age? It's not like you can control your age. Lame lame lame.

[ZEROSPHERES]

You can't control your age but you can act your age.

[Cracker]

Your helpful hint will not be heeded. She will post the same stupid shit tomorrow. She will pretend to be victimized even though she could actually work at the office and try to do something with that head at home...

[HairOfTheDog]

Jesus Christ.

Somebody kill me if I ever go on and on about how people like me so much more than somebody that I used to love. Oh wait, that wouldn't occur to me because I'm an adult. And, I'm responsible enough to blow my own fuckin' brains out first.

(HOTD is having the rare really bad day; apologies for the grouchiness, but it's sincere damn it!)

[Middle Finger]

Ramsey is a teenager in a struggling soccer mom's body.

Good one!

Hmmpf MF. and I was going to ask if you wanted to dance with Duchess. She has so much fun doing the Carlton, she would even do it with you. Forget it now fuckface.

Damn, I feel so bad that I missed that teenager chatroom opportunity.

[ramseycat]

Ok Duch, fuck the fuckers in here! We are doing The Carlton!

Yes, it's Friday. And yes, I am looking forward to the weekend. My niece is home from NYC and I can't wait to see her.

Let's Dance!

[Duchess]

Ok Duch, fuck the fuckers in here! We are doing The Carlton!

Hiya Ramsey! Fuck the fuckers, huh? If they come in & bitch they'll be dumb fuckers.

Wait for it...

[ramseycat]

Meh, I don't care what the fuckers say. I enjoy the weekends and I am not afraid to say it or celebrate it. Besides, you gotta consider the source. Crackass? Yea, not exactly the brightest bulb in the box. MF is just mad that he can't dance with you. The others are just grumpy fucks!