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Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men
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#21
04-23-2012, 07:27 PM
(04-23-2012, 07:24 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Your wife is turning you gay.

Well I know I'm not completely gay yet. Every time I try to dress my 3 year old daughter, I get laughed out of the house.

Apparently I don't know how to match anything.

Frankly, I'd like to keep it that way.
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#22
04-23-2012, 07:29 PM
(04-23-2012, 07:13 PM)Duchess Wrote:

When I see a man that has had work done, I cringe. I could just bawl when I see Mickey Rourke.

How about Kenny Rogers.

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#23
04-23-2012, 09:54 PM
(04-23-2012, 07:10 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: men are as vain as women. they use moisturizer and botox and get manicures and facials etc. nothing wrong with that!








big sissies. hah

Hey my man gets pedicures with me every once and a while. I think he likes the Asian female attention. I like that his feet don't scratch me when we are getting nasty. hah
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04-23-2012, 09:57 PM
(04-23-2012, 07:07 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(04-23-2012, 06:56 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: MS this cracked me up! now do beauty secrets for men. Sarcastic

Well, Dick is beyond hope (physically speaking). Maggot's look is already perfected. Mo wouldn't change what he's become for anything. Kid has already transformed (into a major asshole). As for MF, Italians aren't into grooming, which leaves me.

MF is Hawt!

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04-23-2012, 10:11 PM
I find a good dressmaker to be an indespensible resource for looking my best
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04-23-2012, 10:58 PM
Nice tartan did you buy it from ebay? hah
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#27
04-23-2012, 11:08 PM
(04-23-2012, 09:54 PM)krystalshores Wrote: Hey my man gets pedicures with me every once and a while.

I would divorce my husband if he ever had a professional pedicure. Good hygiene is fine but guys SHOULD NOT get pedicures unless they're willing to turn in their man cards. Yuk.
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04-23-2012, 11:27 PM
(04-23-2012, 10:58 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Nice tartan did you buy it from ebay? hah

Hey Man, Its a Rental
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04-23-2012, 11:37 PM
(04-23-2012, 10:58 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Nice tartan did you buy it from ebay? hah

Did you change your av when you saw his pic?

Men are fucking strange.
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04-24-2012, 06:11 AM
Last time I got my nails done there was this old dude getting a pedi. I have seen him there before. I feel bad for the nail tech having to do his feet cuz they are nasty! But hey, at least he is trying to pretty them up a bit. I just hope he is a good tipper.
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04-24-2012, 06:17 AM
hey Six! REAL men wear kilts! [Image: kilt.gif]


Ramsey, the old guy getting a pedi may be diabetic and needs someone to trim his toenails correctly. just a guess. if that's the case, a visiting nurse should do it. it's critical to diabetics.

















































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04-24-2012, 06:27 AM


I get a little skeeved when I see men indulging in beauty treatments. If I ever saw any of the men in my life doing that I would never let them live it down. I would rag on them until pigs did fly. Soft hands on a man is gawddamn disgusting. *ick*

However, if he smells like sandalwood you wouldn't be able to pry me off him with a crowbar.
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04-24-2012, 08:36 AM
My sweetie is a Big Man. 6'2 broad shoulders and a great smile. He works outside and is very strong and smells like fresh air and AXE. :Smiley_emoticons_skeptischMIT:: He can make anyone laugh and he does look funny in the chair. I see some of the snarky bitches in there giving him the eye but he doesn't give a damn. He is secure in his manhood. His hands are rough and calloused and he deserves to be pampered every once in awhile.
He does have Diabetes too. He's been insulin dependent since he was 18. He is now in his late 30's. It's good for him to take care of his feet. His doctor has even recommended he get a pedicure every six months but there are certain tools they can't use because of his Diabetes.
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04-24-2012, 08:57 AM
I wonder what goes through someones mind when they decide to do that shit for a career.
The thought of touching anybody elses feet or toes, and then digging out their toe-jam makes me want to hurl.
ugh...ick...EWWWW!!!
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04-24-2012, 01:31 PM
(04-24-2012, 08:57 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I wonder what goes through someones mind when they decide to do that shit for a career.
The thought of touching anybody elses feet or toes, and then digging out their toe-jam makes me want to hurl.
ugh...ick...EWWWW!!!

Agreed! I notice all the girls at the nail shop wear gloves when doing pedi's. But even gloves wouldn't be enough to entice me to give pedi's.
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04-24-2012, 01:34 PM
Lets talk about ped-eggs!!! Smiley_emoticons_hurra3
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04-24-2012, 03:08 PM
(04-24-2012, 01:34 PM)Maggot Wrote: Lets talk about ped-eggs!!! Smiley_emoticons_hurra3

I loves my Maggottyboo but I wouldn't give you a pedicure baby! hah
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05-10-2012, 06:49 PM
How do you all feel about underarm hair on men? Just curious. I used to think it was manly, but now, not so sure.
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05-10-2012, 06:57 PM


Of course it's manly! Holy Moly! Men shaving under their arms? Ugh!

Ugh!
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05-10-2012, 07:13 PM
Men shouldn't shave their under arms. But I do think they should trim it so it's not all sticking out.
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