Impressive newbies

[HairOfTheDog]

Homosexual neighborhood stray dog/cat rapist.

Those gay dog/cats were asking for it.

Struttin' around with their tails in the air and all. Funny.

I'm thinkin' Dick's kinda looking for more though. Seems he views you new kids on the block as offering up the same old tunes...

[Clang McFly]

What's the matter with the car I'm driving?
"Can't you tell that it's out of style?"
Should I get a set of while wall tires?
"Are you gonna cruise the miracle mile?
Nowadays you can't be too sentimental
Your best bet's a true baby blue Continental."
Hot funk, cool punk, even if it's old junk
It's still rock and roll to me

Oh, it doesn't matter what they say in the papers
'Cause it's always been the same old scene.
There's a new band in town
But you can't get the sound from a story in a magazine...
Aimed at your average teen

[HairOfTheDog]

Well, I like lyrics as much as anyone else, that's for sure. But, I'd have gone with the Eagles, "New Kid in Town" as more applicable here. Actually, I probably would have posted something original in this thread if I were a newbie responding to a complaint of being unoriginal. I like me some Billy Joel though and, personally, I just take whatever's thrown out there. So thanks for the magic!!

[Duchess]

Ma.and whatever the rest of the bullshit usernames are, get your shit together or stay in the cheap seats.

I like some of the newbies a great deal. Ma is a great poster, so is Donovan. I appreciate that they take the time to participate in Mock. I don't know why you included ESAD as a newbie, he's another one I like to read, I've loved him for a long time except for when he makes me a little irate...

...and then there are the newbies who, if I covered their av, I would think are you or vice versa.

I'll take a troll over a boring bitch every time.

[JsMom]

I couldn't give a fuck

Selfish bastard! Fuck hoarder!

Shut the fuck up jsmom impersonator.

[Ma Huang Sor]

So far we haven't got any.

are there no people out there with anything other than the same old BS?

Ma.and whatever the rest of the bullshit usernames are, get your shit together or stay in the cheap seats.

You keep mentioning me (when you're not deeply sniffing my ass),

I'm beginning to think you like me or something.

[IMaDick]

Ma.and whatever the rest of the bullshit usernames are, get your shit together or stay in the cheap seats.

I like some of the newbies a great deal. Ma is a great poster, so is Donovan. I appreciate that they take the time to participate in Mock. I don't know why you included ESAD as a newbie, he's another one I like to read, I've loved him for a long time except for when he makes me a little irate...

...and then there are the newbies who, if I covered their av, I would think are you or vice versa.

I'll take a troll over a boring bitch every time.

Calm down Duchess.

You haven't read one post right in the last month.

[Donovan]

Ma.and whatever the rest of the bullshit usernames are, get your shit together or stay in the cheap seats.

I like some of the newbies a great deal. Ma is a great poster, so is Donovan. I appreciate that they take the time to participate in Mock. I don't know why you included ESAD as a newbie, he's another one I like to read, I've loved him for a long time except for when he makes me a little irate...

...and then there are the newbies who, if I covered their av, I would think are you or vice versa.

I'll take a troll over a boring bitch every time.

Thank you, I like this board. Fun and entertaining. I knew if I surfed the internet long enough I'd find where they kept all the women.

[JsMom]

I enjoy the newbies.

[username]

I'll take Ma over Krystalshores every time.

Fixed.

[IMaDick]

I probably should have mentioned a few of the more established members in my thread title.

[Clang McFly]

Well, I like lyrics as much as anyone else, that's for sure. But, I'd have gone with the Eagles, "New Kid in Town" as more applicable here. Actually, I probably would have posted something original in this thread if I were a newbie responding to a complaint of being unoriginal. I like me some Billy Joel though and, personally, I just take whatever's thrown out there. So thanks for the magic!!

Your welcome?

[HairOfTheDog]

Your welcome?

Keep that magic coming, Clang.

[Cracker]

The new boring people make me feel like inlaws are visiting. I will make myself scarce until they head back to the holler...

Unless they want to throw down. Then I'll watch. Dysfunction is funny if it isn't your own family.

I enjoy the newbies.

And carbs. And big, black cock.

You aren't exactly discriminating. You will take that as a compliment about race mixing, but I intended it to mean you will talk at or fuck anything that moves and eat anything that doesn't.

[Duchess]

head back to the holler...

Isn't that where those crazy Whites live in that documentary you recommended to me? If so, I don't think we want people from the holler in our 'hood.

[Cracker]

Yep, that's the place.

I don't mind holler folks if they stay in their own neck of the woods. I even visit some on occasion. (Where else can you get moonshine? Nowhere.) Problem is, they move out of the holler when they run short of cousins and invade the areas emptied by the great White Flight.

[JsMom]

Fail!

[Clang McFly]

Your welcome?

Keep that magic coming, Clang.

For my next trick....watch me pull a rabbit out of my pants.

Ta-Da!

[HairOfTheDog]

Your welcome?

Keep that magic coming, Clang.

For my next trick....watch me pull a rabbit out of my pants.

Ta-Da!

Can you do the disappearing act next? THAT would be impressive.

[Clang McFly]

Your welcome?

Keep that magic coming, Clang.

For my next trick....watch me pull a rabbit out of my pants.

Ta-Da!

Can you do the disappearing act next? THAT would be impressive.

Not yet.....I haven't gotten that far in the handbook.