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#1
06-08-2012, 12:04 PM
Today's top poster: Ma Huang Sor (96 posts)


The man should have been a big toe sucker, just think what he could have accomplished.
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06-08-2012, 12:10 PM
I feel like I wasted my life sometimes. Not the kids part, loved that part, but the rest. I think I'll change things up a bit before I die.

I post a bunch sometimes if I have a lot to say. If I don't, the tard starts her studid shit and everybody else gets cranky.
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06-08-2012, 12:16 PM
(06-08-2012, 12:04 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Today's top poster: Ma Huang Sor (96 posts)


The man should have been a big toe sucker, just think what he could have accomplished.

and just think, I did an hour at the gym, walked the dog, took out the garbage to the dump raked the garden of pine needles and did the dishes too and three loads of laundry.

No bj though.
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06-08-2012, 12:19 PM
(06-08-2012, 12:16 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:
(06-08-2012, 12:04 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Today's top poster: Ma Huang Sor (96 posts)


The man should have been a big toe sucker, just think what he could have accomplished.

and just think, I did an hour at the gym, walked the dog, took out the garbage to the dump raked the garden of pine needles and did the dishes too.

No bj though.

You should learn to be more assertive, I get other people to do all of that other shit for me.

A man of your advanced age shouldn't have had to be told that.

It appears that you wasted more of your life than I previously thought.

stints are cool.
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06-08-2012, 12:22 PM
How do you get someone to do an hour at the gym for you?
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06-08-2012, 12:24 PM
(06-08-2012, 12:22 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: How do you get someone to do an hour at the gym for you?

Just pick someone out, if they try to quit before they get your hour done, give them a pep talk and get them going again.

lead them to the machines you would use if you actually done the workout yourself give them the reps you want to do,jesus I can't believe I have to explain this shit, have you never been the boss?
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06-08-2012, 12:37 PM
(06-08-2012, 12:24 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(06-08-2012, 12:22 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: How do you get someone to do an hour at the gym for you?

Just pick someone out, if they try to quit before they get your hour done, give them a pep talk and get them going again.

lead them to the machines you would use if you actually done the workout yourself give them the reps you want to do,jesus I can't believe I have to explain this shit, have you never been the boss?

Quit stealing my strategies and get your ass back on the mat, Dick. Long weekend coming up; 50 more frog leg crunches. Make 'em burn. Don't make me fire you on a Friday...

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06-08-2012, 12:38 PM
(06-08-2012, 12:24 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(06-08-2012, 12:22 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: How do you get someone to do an hour at the gym for you?

Just pick someone out, if they try to quit before they get your hour done, give them a pep talk and get them going again.

lead them to the machines you would use if you actually done the workout yourself give them the reps you want to do,jesus I can't believe I have to explain this shit, have you never been the boss?

And how exactly is it beneficial to you when someone else does your workout for you?
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06-08-2012, 12:44 PM
hah @ramsey

This place makes me laugh. I'm pedaling for all of you. You're done.
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06-08-2012, 12:53 PM
Can I watch?
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06-08-2012, 12:55 PM
Irony is getting stuck in traffic while driving to the gym to ride stationary bikes and walk on a treadmill. I can't claim credit for this line but don't remember where I saw it.
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06-08-2012, 12:57 PM
(06-08-2012, 12:44 PM)username Wrote: hah @ramsey

This place makes me laugh. I'm pedaling for all of you. You're done.

You add a whole new dimension to pedaling your ass off.

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06-08-2012, 01:05 PM
I bet she finds an occasional sammich from last week in those folds...
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06-08-2012, 01:05 PM
(06-08-2012, 12:38 PM)ramseycat Wrote: And how exactly is it beneficial to you when someone else does your workout for you?

Psychological exercise is beneficial; enhancing ones power of persuasion. And, it's good physically for the surrogate. Everybody wins.

The boss does physical exercise on his/her own time.

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06-08-2012, 01:06 PM
(06-08-2012, 12:04 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Today's top poster: Ma Huang Sor (96 posts)


Thank you, Ma, I appreciate the time that you & the others invest here.
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06-08-2012, 01:08 PM
(06-08-2012, 01:06 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(06-08-2012, 12:04 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Today's top poster: Ma Huang Sor (96 posts)


Thank you, Ma, I appreciate the time that you & the others invest here.

You've been hanging out with the chickens again haven't you?
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06-08-2012, 01:09 PM
(06-08-2012, 01:06 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(06-08-2012, 12:04 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Today's top poster: Ma Huang Sor (96 posts)


Thank you, Ma, I appreciate the time that you & the others invest here.

Blowing-kisses I've been a lot happier since I found this place.
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06-08-2012, 01:15 PM
(06-08-2012, 01:08 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You've been hanging out with the chickens again haven't you?


If you don't like my attitude you can fuck off & ignore me, 'K?
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06-08-2012, 01:16 PM
(06-08-2012, 01:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(06-08-2012, 01:08 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You've been hanging out with the chickens again haven't you?


If you don't like my attitude you can fuck off & ignore me, 'K?

You said "no" to me what did you expect to happen? hah
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06-08-2012, 04:21 PM
So Dick, I tried out your suggestion at the gym! I went back and found someone who got right up and did all the time on the treadmill I told him to, weight lifting intervals etc. It was great! At the end of the hour he not only thanked me he paid me 50 bucks, tipped me an additional 10 and booked an hour next Tuesday!

SHWEEEEET!
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