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We're in the Money! Brilliant Mock Biz Ideas
HairOfTheDog Offline
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#21
07-16-2012, 01:27 PM
An "End of the World" line with various scenarios would be funny.

I guess the "Divorce" line is a little callous though. 50
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#22
07-16-2012, 01:44 PM
Oh I see...So some subjects are taboo? Tsk tsk.

Whelp, there goes the abortion line.
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#23
07-16-2012, 01:54 PM
I just thought maybe my divorce mock card was too harsh. Screw it; it's fine!

I think a taboo line is a good idea; niche market with little competition.

Just Dumped
Divorce
Abortion
Fired
End of the World
Back to Rehab
Arrested
Stalked

Could make some warped/funny cards to those of us that are a little touched; gotta be a sizable market.
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#24
07-16-2012, 04:55 PM
Amputation? STD? Molestation? Cancer? Murder?

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me"

Dear friend,

I hope you can understand how your entire family including you pets being murdered by Haitian gangsters means you'll be saving a substantial amount of money on food each and every month.

It's during these trying times we really have to buck up and look on the bright side - At least they didn't find you cowering in the pantry!

Yay!
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