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What turns you Off?
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#21
08-22-2012, 06:18 PM
Ish?
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08-22-2012, 10:30 PM
(08-22-2012, 06:18 PM)ESAD Wrote: Ish?

Yes. I consider morbid obesity 500+ pounds, and I am only at about 300 pounds.
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08-22-2012, 10:46 PM
compression fittings. Turn them to tight and they leak, not enough .....same result.
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08-22-2012, 10:55 PM
(08-22-2012, 10:46 PM)Maggot Wrote: compression fittings. Turn them to tight and they leak, not enough .....same result.

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08-23-2012, 07:41 AM
(08-22-2012, 10:30 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-22-2012, 06:18 PM)ESAD Wrote: Ish?

Yes. I consider morbid obesity 500+ pounds, and I am only at about 300 pounds.

How tall are you?
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08-23-2012, 01:04 PM
6 foot.
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#27
08-23-2012, 02:53 PM
What the fuck with massive CDs? Ya ain't dainty. Maybe CDing isn't for you.
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08-23-2012, 03:40 PM
(08-23-2012, 02:53 PM)Riotgear Wrote: What the fuck with massive CDs? Ya ain't dainty. Maybe CDing isn't for you.

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But what will I do then with all these XXXL soiled panties?
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08-23-2012, 04:23 PM
Clang, 300 pounds at 6 feet is a BMI of 40. That IS morbidly obese as in: it will kill you. You already have health issues, so pls stop making up a gradation that helps you turn a blind eye to reality and avoid taking responsibility for yourself.
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08-23-2012, 04:42 PM
(08-23-2012, 04:23 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: Clang, 300 pounds at 6 feet is a BMI of 40. That IS morbidly obese as in: it will kill you. You already have health issues, so pls stop making up a gradation that helps you turn a blind eye to reality and avoid taking responsibility for yourself.

Yeah but then he'd have to give up his Clang the 300lb. crossdressing mommas boy message board schtick that's been so successful in getting people to talk to him for so long.

Shit, I could write his posts for him.
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08-23-2012, 04:55 PM
As for what turns me off -

strictly physical: clammy hands; men that look like they can't do any physical labor; hair gel.

behavioral: people who try to impress me with their material wealth or social status; oh, and you know, those guys whose desperation to finally find a girl they can marry and have children and build a home with and all that shit is so strong that they completely ignore the fact that there is no universe where we would be suitable for each other. I always have to bite my tongue to not shout at them to get some fucking backbone and learn to be independent.
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08-23-2012, 05:20 PM
(08-23-2012, 04:42 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Shit, I could write his posts for him.

Go ahead and try. I won't hand you my account but you can always add to your posts "And Clang's reply is:"

If nothing else I'm sure it will be entertaining.
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08-23-2012, 05:24 PM
(08-23-2012, 04:42 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Yeah but then he'd have to give up his Clang the 300lb. crossdressing mommas boy message board schtick that's been so successful in getting people to talk to him for so long.

Well I tried being a foam knight, mole, doorman, asskisser, Donovan's sockpuppet/bitch, paranoid nutbag,Ily's boytoy, etc...but then I thought "Nah, that's just retarded!"
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08-23-2012, 05:28 PM
What turns me off?

Gunts, MethMouth and HoneyDo lists.
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08-23-2012, 05:38 PM
(08-23-2012, 05:24 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Ily's boytoy
Bullshit, you never tried to be, nor have you ever been my "boytoy". You must confuse me with someone else. I consider you my online buddy. Why else do you think I bother giving you my opinion? *shrugs*

Wait, paranoid nutbag? Dammit, I missed that one. :(

(08-23-2012, 05:28 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: HoneyDo lists.

Haha, I had to google that one. Those would probably piss rather than merely turn me off.
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08-23-2012, 05:45 PM
(08-23-2012, 05:38 PM)Ilyanna Wrote:
(08-23-2012, 05:28 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: HoneyDo lists.

Haha, I had to google that one. Those would probably piss rather than merely turn me off.

I will say, speaking from experience, when I'm working around the house, that would certainly be a turn-on for my wife.

For some reason I think women get all fired up watching men work.

Sound crazy? Ladies?
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08-23-2012, 05:50 PM
^Oh absolutely. Sweat-inducing, preferrably bare-chested, muscle-bulging physical labor. Turns me on like nothing else.

It's the concept of making a to-do list for someone else that I can't see the appeal of.

Oh, wait, you said "Ladies". Nvm hah
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08-23-2012, 06:18 PM
(08-23-2012, 05:20 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-23-2012, 04:42 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Shit, I could write his posts for him.

Go ahead and try. I won't hand you my account but you can always add to your posts "And Clang's reply is:"

If nothing else I'm sure it will be entertaining.

Well sure. I'll get right on it. Right after I get a job in this bad economy so I can move out of my strict catholic mom's house so I can crossdress without getting caught by my brother.

Say, do you know what I did with those concert tickets I won in that radio contest? Hmm musta left them at the KoC function I volunteered at.
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08-23-2012, 07:28 PM
hah
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08-23-2012, 08:45 PM
(08-23-2012, 06:18 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(08-23-2012, 05:20 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-23-2012, 04:42 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Shit, I could write his posts for him.

Go ahead and try. I won't hand you my account but you can always add to your posts "And Clang's reply is:"

If nothing else I'm sure it will be entertaining.

Well sure. I'll get right on it. Right after I get a job in this bad economy so I can move out of my strict catholic mom's house so I can crossdress without getting caught by my brother.

Say, do you know what I did with those concert tickets I won in that radio contest? Hmm musta left them at the KoC function I volunteered at.

ESAD is that you?hah
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