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Do you like lingerie?
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#61
08-27-2012, 04:52 PM
Now THIS is my kind of thread.
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08-27-2012, 04:59 PM
And this time, we only needed 5 pages to get to this point!

Quote:Or pretend you committed suicide in some bunker.


They'll even go as far as kill some innocent doggies to make it more believable, as well, can you imagine that?
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08-27-2012, 08:11 PM
(08-27-2012, 04:59 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: And this time, we only needed 5 pages to get to this point!

Quote:Or pretend you committed suicide in some bunker.


They'll even go as far as kill some innocent doggies to make it more believable, as well, can you imagine that?

That's pretty low. I mean I get it but damn.
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08-27-2012, 08:29 PM
I got a tick once about 3" from my asshole, I realized then it was my lucky day. There he was planted in my left cheek. My brother pulled him out after I paid him.
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#65
08-27-2012, 08:37 PM
How strange - I was just thinking "The only thing this thread needs is ticks within four inches of assholes."
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08-28-2012, 07:48 AM
(08-27-2012, 08:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: I got a tick once about 3" from my asshole, I realized then it was my lucky day. There he was planted in my left cheek. My brother pulled him out after I paid him.

OH. MY. GOD!! 28
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#67
08-28-2012, 07:54 AM


Ramsey would have done it for free, Maggotyboo.
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#68
08-28-2012, 12:40 PM
(08-28-2012, 07:54 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Ramsey would have done it for free, Maggotyboo.

Oh no! I don't love him nearly enough to remove a tick from his ass. Sorry Magott.
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#69
08-28-2012, 01:38 PM
Well, so much for the unconditional love of a woman. All it takes is a small tick, and *poof* gone is she. That is so disillusioning!
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08-28-2012, 01:40 PM


I've pulled a shit ton of ticks off my beagles, they don't gross me out, just human yuck does.
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#71
08-28-2012, 02:31 PM
yuck, humans!
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08-28-2012, 02:35 PM


They gross me the hell out when they start talking about poop & hurling chunks, things of that nature, human yuck. 33
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08-28-2012, 02:38 PM
I have an older brother who's never held back when it came to the yuck-factor, so I can deal pretty well... as long as it's just talk, not show, hehe.
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08-28-2012, 03:21 PM
(08-28-2012, 02:35 PM)Duchess Wrote:

They gross me the hell out when they start talking about poop & hurling chunks, things of that nature, human yuck. 33

Did you see my most recent post in the Walmart thread?

I would have caught the shell casing before it hit the ground because I'm that conscientious.
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08-28-2012, 03:27 PM
(08-28-2012, 03:21 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Did you see my most recent post in the Walmart thread?


The fat lady who couldn't get out of the way of her own spit? Yup. Yuck.
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#76
08-28-2012, 04:53 PM
What I need is a suppressed .22.
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