HERE'S YOUR SIGN

[Cracker]

How does the dude have any self-esteem at all? I think this is a more real indication of his actual issue than his fake whining about being a middle-aged non-contributor.

Maybe only only his face is fat and the rest of him is awesome? Can that be?

[Midwest Spy]

As for you MS? I really hope you are not this much of a dog in real life. If so, I feel sorry for you wife.

Ramsey, I'm really not a mean person at heart. In fact dogs ^^^ really, really love me.

I like having some fun at your expense. Yes, this is Mock and occasionally people will Mock others.

Am I jerk in real life? Probably at times. Am I happy about it? Not at all.

[Duchess]

I don't think she means you're a jerk per se, I get the impression she thinks you pay too much of the wrong kind of attention to women. Personally, I think you just really love most women with impressive breasts & a pretty smile. It's part of your personality.

[Disciple]

Aries Uber Alles


ARIES: You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are basically a prick. You seldom think others are good enough for you so you masturbate a lot.

Aries: The Minute Man
This fire sign is known for being a pretty straight shooter. Aries will have no compunction at all about sharing his or her raunchiest ideas about what to do in the sack. The problem with straight shooters, though, is that they always like to get right to the point. So count on an Aries to take charge and get you where you want to go—in a hurry.

Pretty close, Duchess, except that I AM willing to lower my standards for great sex.