FOOD PORN

[BigMark]

No wonder she has been so fucking grumpy.

[sally]

You're always talking about all this shit you don't cook or eat, but I never see you mention anything you do eat other than icecream.

In July it will be 2 years since I had ice cream.

And we are still wondering what the fuck you eat. You dont cook, you dont eat meat, you havent had ice cream in two years, you're not crazy about beans or certain vegetables... What did you eat today, enquiring minds want to know.

[BigMark]

Sailors?

[Duchess]

What did you eat today, enquiring minds want to know.

I cook, I just don't like to. It doesn't interest me and I don't do it well.

I eat beans, green beans, baked beans, fuck no to kidney beans & avocado.

When I got back home yesterday morning I ate a yogurt, a few strawberries and a half English muffin with peanut butter.

For dinner I made a baked potato and a green salad with iceberg lettuce, romaine lettuce, the last of the fresh spinach, I added red onion & cucumber with cottage cheese on the side and I grilled a London broil, I did not eat any of that but I do eat meat on occasion, not often but I can't say I never do.

I finished the day by eating a few caramel M & M's.

[sally]

What's wrong with kidney beans? You know they're not made from kidneys, right?

[Duchess]

What's wrong with kidney beans? You know they're not made from kidneys, right?

Oh FFS, Sal, of course I know that.

Now I'm thinking about our long ass, chili--beans or no beans thread. There isn't jackshit we won't argue about in here. I say that in the nicest way possible, it's not an insult. It's been fun.

[BigMark]

Lima beans aren't grown in Peru?

[Maggot]

I like all those big beans..........just sayin.

[sally]

Yorkshire pudding bowls with roasted beef, potatoes, carrot, peas and Guiness gravy. Yeah, I'm amazing.

[BigMark]

He's a lucky bastard.

[sally]

I'd say so. But that bastard cursed me and dedicated this song to me.

https://youtu.be/A2qo1x9rcCc

[Duchess]

I'm cooking, Sally. I sacrificed a barnyard animal and it's roasting now. 

[sally]

Is it a chicken with Stove Top?

[Duchess]

No, I've never made Stove Top in my life. It's roast beast with onions, potatoes and carrots. I did not make Guinness gravy. 

[BigMark]

Where's the beast?

[sally]

I like Stove top, I actually crave it occasionally.

[sally]

I always feel like I need to make a homemade stuffing for holidays, but I actually like stove top better.

[Duchess]

You know how to cook. Why the hell would you make anything from a box? C'mon!

[sally]

Sometimes boxed is better. It's like velveeta cheese, it's not fancy but sometimes it just works.

[Maggot]

I like Velveeta but not that powdered crap. But really like my own M&C but it's some work not a ton but enough to grab Velveeta in a pinch.