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#61
11-21-2013, 04:17 PM


Why are you whispering?
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#62
11-21-2013, 04:23 PM
Just because something is screamed louder or more often, doesn't make it right or more important.
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11-21-2013, 04:25 PM


Of course not.
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11-22-2013, 05:31 AM
(11-21-2013, 04:15 PM)crash Wrote:
(11-21-2013, 11:43 AM)Maggot Wrote: They name doughnuts after people like youz.

Haha!

Best line in the thread. And therein lies the beauty of his wit. He made the others look like the try-hards they are..

Absolutely, braindead dim wit is effortless.

“Youz look like doughnut!”

Noel Coward eat your heart out.
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11-22-2013, 06:42 AM
Haha! See? It was still funny when your pot pathetic ass repeated it.. hah
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11-22-2013, 07:21 AM
(11-22-2013, 06:42 AM)crash Wrote: Haha! See? It was still funny when your pot pathetic ass repeated it.. hah

If you say so my precious.
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11-19-2014, 07:36 AM


The sexiest man alive is an Aussie. Hubba Hubba.

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11-19-2014, 11:43 AM
Is that the guy that played THOR?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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11-19-2014, 04:19 PM


Yes, it is. I only know that because when it was announced on the news this morning the news reader said "Thor is the sexiest man alive"
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11-19-2014, 05:21 PM
He comes from the land of the ice and snow
Where the midnight sun and the hot springs glow
Thor, Thor with women galore
He does it so much his dick is Thor.......
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#71
11-19-2014, 05:34 PM
He's okaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Is it wrong that I've day dreamed about doing the nasty with Robert Downey, Jr.? I know he's short but I think I could get past that horizontally.
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11-19-2014, 05:34 PM


That Aussie accent turns me on. I was recently listening (not watching) the news and I heard it so I had to check out who it was coming from. I was hot for the damn Prime Minister for fuckssake.
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11-19-2014, 05:40 PM
Haha..Tony Abbott? Fuck. Me. Gently..

I sure hope you said that just to wind up Loosey Loo.
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11-19-2014, 05:44 PM
(11-19-2014, 05:40 PM)crash Wrote: Haha..Tony Abbott? Fuck. Me. Gently..


Now there's an expression I haven't heard in a long time.

Yup. Prime Minister Abbott. He's not a bad looking guy once I got him out of that tightassed suit and into a pair of jeans & a hat.
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11-19-2014, 06:41 PM
I don't remember going through the competition process.
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11-19-2014, 06:43 PM
(11-19-2014, 06:41 PM)Cutz Wrote: I don't remember going through the competition process.

Cutz, you were eliminated from consideration under rule 26.3 which clearly states:

"anyone with an N'Sync or David Hasselhof poster on their bedroom wall or ceiling shall not be considered for Sexiest Man Alive."
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11-19-2014, 06:48 PM
Dave was put up on the wall by the hot german foreign exchange chick. I just left it there cause it's covering a crack. It's a loadbearing poster. He's huge in Germany.
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11-19-2014, 06:49 PM
(11-19-2014, 06:48 PM)Cutz Wrote: Dave was put up on the wall by the hot german foreign exchange chick. I just left it there cause it's covering a crack. It's a loadbearing poster. He's huge in Germany.

Well, if that's the case, I'd definitely appeal.
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11-19-2014, 06:50 PM
Eh, what's the point. I don't have that Australian accent that turns Duchess' knickers into a waterslide.
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#80
11-19-2014, 07:00 PM
Speaking of wet ladies, my family and I had the privilege to watch two white-tail deer go at it in our neighbors back yard yesterday.

He was a big buck and she was a cute doe. She was coy, leading him around.

She finally gave in to her carnal instincts and he mounted her near a big pine tree.

The kids had lots of questions.

An absolutely true story.
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