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Dear Shy Members and Lurkers...
#61
(11-15-2012, 06:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Wow, those two must've been playin' and poppin' all day.

A room full of bursted bubbles.

I can almost smell the burnt rubber. That must be what it is...

Nope.
The smell is when username farted in ecstasy.
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#62
(11-15-2012, 06:52 PM)BuffaloBelle Wrote: Nope.
The smell is when username farted in ecstasy.

I hate it when that happens.
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#63
(11-15-2012, 06:50 PM)username Wrote: You people are all fucked up in the head!

BB, you probably can't see it until you become a full member but we have a sub-forum for stuff with nudity so I deleted your gif. The original founder of Mock wanted it contained in one area and Duchess has mostly continued that.

I'm not optimistic that I'm going to attract the lurkers at this point. Assholes!! Smiley_emoticons_slash

I apologize for the nudity and you can rest assured that I will no longer post in the nude until I become a full member.
I am now fully dressed...so can we start having fun in your nice thread?
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#64
(11-15-2012, 06:55 PM)username Wrote:
(11-15-2012, 06:52 PM)BuffaloBelle Wrote: Nope.
The smell is when username farted in ecstasy.

I hate it when that happens.

You lying bitch!!!
You laughed hysterically.
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#65
(11-15-2012, 06:55 PM)BuffaloBelle Wrote: I am now fully dressed...so can we start having fun in your nice thread?[/b]

Can I pull your hair?
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#66
(11-15-2012, 06:50 PM)username Wrote: You people are all fucked up in the head!

BB, you probably can't see it until you become a full member but we have a sub-forum for stuff with nudity so I deleted your gif. The original founder of Mock wanted it contained in one area and Duchess has mostly continued that.

I'm not optimistic that I'm going to attract the lurkers at this point. Assholes!! Smiley_emoticons_slash

Don't be mad; you got a lot of us shyer members in here posting away. But, I'm sorry anyway.


Dear Other Shy Members and Lurkers (take 3):

There's a prize for every one of you that posts in this thread today. I'm the nice one and I keep my promises, fact.

Yes, you are being bribed to come in here and make nice conversation with username. Work it.

I like username and feel badly that we harshed her gig. She is sincerely lacking kind positive interaction in this sarcasm-laden den of mockery. She deserves a little decent companionship and it's very enjoyable to hang out with her for a bit.

Please - open up your hearts and live a little too. Come on in. What could go wrong? You can leave at any time.

(Prizes must be redeemed within 24 hours of post date/time and are non-transferrable)
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#67
(11-15-2012, 06:57 PM)username Wrote:
(11-15-2012, 06:55 PM)BuffaloBelle Wrote: I am now fully dressed...so can we start having fun in your nice thread?

Can I pull your hair?

Is that nice?
This isn't going to turn into a submission match, is it?
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#68
(11-15-2012, 06:49 PM)BuffaloBelle Wrote: My name was inspired by a lovely girl named Gloria Stits
She stated I was a female version of Buffalo Bill of Silence Of The Lambs fame.
It's true that I would love to skin some guys and wear their skins.

Kinda figured as much.

I was just sorta wondering what you would do with the lower quality pieces of skin. Would you also be a cannibalistic killer or just use 'em for throw rugs, sofa throws and such?

No pressure, Belle - if you don't wanna reveal your trade secrets in case you move from fantasy to reality, I'll understand.

P.s. Gloria Stits - always with me.
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#69
(11-15-2012, 07:06 PM)BuffaloBelle Wrote:
(11-15-2012, 06:57 PM)username Wrote:
(11-15-2012, 06:55 PM)BuffaloBelle Wrote: I am now fully dressed...so can we start having fun in your nice thread?

Can I pull your hair?

Is that nice?

Of course! I'll be nice and leave you plenty to do a respectable combover. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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#70
Maybe it's just me, but BB bores me.
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#71
Shes funny poster.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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#72
So you're saying she gets better the longer you know her?
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#73
(11-15-2012, 08:22 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Maybe it's just me, but BB bores me.

STFU Jibbles.
This is a nice thread so you shouldn't even be in here.
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#74
I hear ya, Jimbone.

But, you missed the video of naked girls rolling around and playing with balloons.

Plus, things might get interesting if Belle chooses to disclose her serial killing fantasies.

And, Gloria Stits - always close to my heart - a permanent connection, in fact.

So, personally, I'm gonna hold off on making a judgment for a bit longer and see what's next from Belle...
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#75
Well, the Jibbles comment probably did her in for me.
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#76
(11-15-2012, 08:41 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Well, the Jibbles comment probably did her in for me.

Yeah, she might be just as disappointing as it initially seems.

I sometimes am too optimistic.
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#77
(11-15-2012, 08:43 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I sometimes am too optimistic.

That's okay, the world needs more of you.
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#78
(11-15-2012, 08:45 PM)Jimbone Wrote: That's okay, the world needs more of you.

You have really come out of yourself JimBob. You are no shrinking violet.
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#79
(11-15-2012, 08:45 PM)Jimbone Wrote:
(11-15-2012, 08:43 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I sometimes am too optimistic.

That's okay, the world needs more of you.

Well, I failed today. I was optimistic that my bribe post would bring in some really shy members and lurkers for username, since we did kinda fuck her over in this thread. So far, no takers, and I'm off soon.

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DON'T MISS THIS EXCLUSIVE OFFER.
DO IT, POST NOW!
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#80
Oh, how sad...I have upset some of the natives.
I guess being pleasant to them in a nice thread was a dreadful thing to do.
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