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MR. BONE, WHERE R UUUUUUU?
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#41
11-30-2012, 04:33 PM
Dear Jim,

This is going to hurt me so much more than you. I think we need some time apart. Everything seems to be moving just a little too fast and I care about you so much, it scares me. I also sort of feel like I love you but I'm not sure I'm IN love with you. You could do so much better.

I hope you don't hate me. I will REALLY miss you.

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11-30-2012, 04:35 PM


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11-30-2012, 04:38 PM
COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK
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11-30-2012, 04:39 PM
A DOODLE DOOOO!!!!
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11-30-2012, 04:43 PM
(11-30-2012, 04:33 PM)username Wrote: Dear Jim,

This is going to hurt me so much more than you. I think we need some time apart. Everything seems to be moving just a little too fast and I care about you so much, it scares me. I also sort of feel like I love you but I'm not sure I'm IN love with you. You could do so much better.

I hope you don't hate me. I will REALLY miss you.

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So, he had a little wiener, ehh?
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11-30-2012, 04:59 PM
(11-30-2012, 04:43 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: So, he had a little wiener, ehh?

I didn't know God made them that small.
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11-30-2012, 05:08 PM
(11-30-2012, 04:33 PM)username Wrote: Dear Jim,

This is going to hurt me so much more than you. I think we need some time apart. Everything seems to be moving just a little too fast and I care about you so much, it scares me. I also sort of feel like I love you but I'm not sure I'm IN love with you. You could do so much better.

I hope you don't hate me. I will REALLY miss you.

Love,

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That note is so blatantly cold and ineffective.

Sort of like you in bed.
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11-30-2012, 05:08 PM
(11-30-2012, 04:59 PM)username Wrote:
(11-30-2012, 04:43 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: So, he had a little wiener, ehh?

I didn't know God made them that small.

You guys are going to scare him off for good now that the cat is outta the bag.
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11-30-2012, 05:08 PM
(11-30-2012, 04:59 PM)username Wrote: I didn't know God made them that small.

This coming from someone who sleeps with Asians?
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11-30-2012, 05:19 PM
(11-30-2012, 05:08 PM)Jimbone Wrote: That note is so blatantly cold and ineffective.

Sort of like you in bed.

Uh oh, the jilted lover. ^^
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11-30-2012, 05:21 PM
(11-30-2012, 05:08 PM)Jimbone Wrote:
(11-30-2012, 04:59 PM)username Wrote: I didn't know God made them that small.

This coming from someone who sleeps with Asians?

Asian. It's not like I slept with the entire Asian Olympic team or anything. Sheesh.

I learn from my mistakes.
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11-30-2012, 06:27 PM
(11-30-2012, 03:50 PM)username Wrote:
(11-30-2012, 03:47 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(11-30-2012, 02:03 PM)username Wrote: This rain sucks ass!

I'm off to the bridge, on a Friday, in the rain. I'll probably be driving back over the bridge around 4 pm, on a Friday, in the rain.

You know what I'm facing. Crying-into-tissue

This concludes my whinefest.

Nightmare!! BB or GG? Either way, you're fucked but I'm guessing it's the BB which will be even worse. Hopefully we don't have an earthquake while you're stuck on the bridge. That would suck even worse, right?

Rain stopped as I was leaving the house, got to Jack London Square in less than 25 minutes, unbelievably. Second speaker was supposed to fly in from east coast but couldn't due to weather (cryin' shame), so we had lunch while listening to one pretty interesting gentleman talk about changes to Long Term Care Insurance policies. I flew back over the bridge in record time.

Bitching for nothing all morning. 50

Life is good...
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12-01-2012, 07:02 AM


Me and Mr. Bone, we got a thing going on
We both know that it's wrong
But it's much too strong to let it cool down now

We meet ev'ry day at the same site
Six-thirty I know he'll be there
Holding hands, making all kinds of plans
While the jukebox plays our favorite song

Me and Mr, Mr Bone, Mr Bone, Mr Bone
Mr. Bone's got a thing going on
We both know that it's wrong
But it's much too strong to let it cool down now

We gotta be extra careful
That we don't build our hopes too high
Cause he's got his own obligations and so do I
Me, me and Mr, Mr Bone, Mr Bone, Mr Bone
Mr Bone's got a thing going on
We both know that it's wrong
But it's much too strong to let it cool down now

Well, it's time for us to be leaving
Iit hurts so much, it hurts so much inside
Now he'll go his way and I'll go mine
But tomorrow we'll meet the same place, the same time
Me and Mr Bone, Mr Bone, Mr Bone
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12-01-2012, 04:03 PM
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12-01-2012, 08:46 PM
Hahahahahahaaa !!!
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12-05-2012, 09:29 AM
(11-30-2012, 01:32 PM)username Wrote:
(11-30-2012, 01:22 PM)Jimbone Wrote:
(11-30-2012, 01:12 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: No matter; it's not you, it's me. I hope we can still be friends.

Yay! The friend zone! Every guys dream location!!!

This is a line I am certain all females were taught around 4th grade.

hah

I remember using that line on my husband once when, early in our dating, we briefly broke up. He was like "I don't need any more friends, thanks anyway".

Ha ha ha - same thing for me. I said I think we should just be friends and he said "fuck that, I don't even like the friends I have now - it's all or nothing". I responded "then, it's nothing" and yet I find myself back at "all". Meh.....
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10-16-2013, 07:36 PM


Mr. Bone? MR. BONE! Where art thou?
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#58
10-16-2013, 07:39 PM
What about Tommy Tourette? I am sure he has had a stroke.
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10-16-2013, 07:46 PM
(10-16-2013, 07:39 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: What about Tommy Tourette? I am sure he has had a stroke.

That's not very nice, Aussie. Jesus.
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10-16-2013, 07:51 PM


After grieving his wife's death he started banging every cute senior that crossed his path. I hope he didn't have a stroke but if he did I hope he died with his boots on, so to speak.

He hasn't been here since April of 2012.
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