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#21
12-20-2012, 07:40 PM
(12-20-2012, 06:12 PM)username Wrote: In the spirit of the season...

Jim has no dick to feel, a rum-pa-pa-pum

His humping skills are nil, a rum-pa-pa-pum, rum-pa-pa-pum...


Hahahahahahaaa
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#22
12-20-2012, 09:05 PM
(12-20-2012, 06:12 PM)username Wrote: In the spirit of the season...

Jim has no dick to feel, a rum-pa-pa-pum

His humping skills are nil, a rum-pa-pa-pum, rum-pa-pa-pum...

You've gotta a dick chasing your rump-a here. Tis the season.

I think MS is gonna pop up soon and love where this is headed... Smiley_emoticons_wink
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#23
12-20-2012, 09:41 PM
There's this whole little dog/big dog thing going on. A guy who chooses a name like JimBone is probably a yapper dog, whereas a guy like Maggot is probably built like a Clydesdale. I don't know but that's my guess.














j/k JimBone. I don't want to see you drop dead of a heart attack until at least after Christmas. Guys are touchy about this shit. Throw in some male pattern baldness and they scream like girls at the thought of a Justin Bieber funeral. Weird.
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#24
12-20-2012, 11:07 PM
If anyone knows about small wieners it's user... that's why she loves her some Asians. Long time.

But you caught me. I'm hung like a fruit fly.

I do have a full head of hair however, with no prospects for losing it.

I guess you can't have everything.
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#25
12-20-2012, 11:26 PM
Jesus, Jim's a braggart.

Surely he knows that male fruit flies have the longest sperm cells of any known organism on our planet, kinda making them Earth's king studs (albeit pesty studs).

Don't ask me why I know this fruit fly sperm trivia because I don't remember - but it is FACT (I'm pretty sure).
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12-21-2012, 08:22 AM
(12-20-2012, 11:26 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Jesus, Jim's a braggart.

Surely he knows that male fruit flies have the longest sperm cells of any known organism on our planet, kinda making them Earth's king studs (albeit pesty studs).

Don't ask me why I know this fruit fly sperm trivia because I don't remember - but it is FACT (I'm pretty sure).

I'm starting to worry about you HOTD.
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12-21-2012, 08:33 AM
Nah, only worry about it if she starts talking about pigs and their 10 minute long orgasms
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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12-21-2012, 10:37 AM
Rams, only worry if pest sperm and the like start to excite me. Not there yet. Smiley_emoticons_smile

I think I read about fruit flies and other pests that breed in food and garbage when I was helping my niece with the "sanitation" portion of her culinary management studies. There are some pretty unsavory aspects to the food preparation and restaurant industries.
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