The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[krystalshores]

I just woke up from a splendid nap.

[username]

My son showed me this video yesterday. It's pretty funny in parts ("why you eat so much chicken? Cuz I'm a nigga, nigga, nigga").


What cracks me up though is I can't get it out of my head, so I'm walking around today thinking "I'm a nigga, nigga, nigga...".

[Sphincter Cop]

What cracks me up though is I can't get it out of my head, so I'm walking around today thinking "I'm a nigga, nigga, nigga...".

I wonder if there is a white power one? They should collaborate....

[Duchess]

It makes me think of Sam & Cameo and the miscellaneous cast of characters I read about in the Johnny & Lisa thread.

[LuciferLynn]

I had 3 days off in a row for the New Year. I was almost giddy.

[JsMom]

I spent my New Years at the Nashville Science Museum. They threw a big Ol' event for the kids. It was called Happy Noon Year. They had a disco dance. They had a few stations set up to make party hats, noise makers, and tick tock make a clock. My son and I had a great time. He just loves the Science Museum. Oh yah, they also did a toast to the New Year with sparkling soda and a balloon drop with bubble wrap stomp. I'd post pics but I probably embarrass myself by letting you assholes see me crawling like a kid through tunnels and such. :: Hope everyone else had a wonderful New Years. I hate to admit it but I miss you Motherlovas.

[HairOfTheDog]

Tonight is my last holiday get-together; great Italian place up the street.

After dinner, grocery shopping for the diet that starts tomorrow; put on 8 pounds over the last 2 months. This diet is healthy, not too difficult, and it works. I've done it twice before; kinda resets things and I can keep it off (but gotta resume walking every night, even when it's freezing).

http://www.iimahd.ernet.in/~jajoo/gmdiet.html

[sally]

My 18 month old daughter is the most annoying person in the world to play legos with .

[F.U.]

Morning fellow Mockers. Time to start your day.

[HairOfTheDog]

Ah, hell, have a good morning anyway.

[username]

That's exactly how I feel this morning!! First day for my kids back to school so I had to get up early (for me). I'm at the gym and as I was walking in I was thinking " fuck this place" in my head.

[Adub]

My son showed me this video yesterday. It's pretty funny in parts ("why you eat so much chicken? Cuz I'm a nigga, nigga, nigga").


What cracks me up though is I can't get it out of my head, so I'm walking around today thinking "I'm a nigga, nigga, nigga...".

Need another chuckle user? Maybe your son would get a kick out of this one. You should show it to him. Tia!

[username]

Adub, you crazy fuck that's the same song! Why you wasting my time, nigga?

[Adub]

I do believe that this is an off-ramp on the way to Marin County (from where I am). Ya'll just need to head south into the bay area. Dang, looks like they are out in the street. Might be a short educational field trip. Take Mac Arthur BLVD. And then just start cruising. You will see those niggas real time. Make sure you don't end up in fruitvale, because that can be somewhat over stimulating, as far as niggas goes, that is. And ya'll might not get such a chuckle out of the whole situation.

[Adub]

Adub, you crazy fuck that's the same song! Why you wasting my time, nigga?

Just trying to converse. You got a problem with that nigga? What, you think you too good for me just because you think of yourself as a

[username]

Seminary nigga doesn't really roll off the tongue so well. About ²⁄_3^rds of the way through he raps something like "I ain't nothin but a seminary nigga, I ain't never gonna change, rather blow out all my brains".

Point being, he seems quite content about being a seminary nigga. Being a nigga is a choice IMO although you can't pick your parents or where you're raised.

[Adub]

Seminary nigga doesn't really roll off the tongue so well. About ²⁄_3^rds of the way through he raps something like "I ain't nothin but a seminary nigga, I ain't never gonna change, rather blow out all my brains".

Point being, he seems quite content about being a seminary nigga. Being a nigga is a choice IMO although you can't pick your parents or where you're raised.

Seminary is a street. So the niggas are just claiming it? Maybe they were born there? Or on a side street? I have been there. It is scary. Not exactly scary, but more WTF how do I get out of here scary. Tell me you have never become lost in East Oakland!


What are you doing right now. I'm freezing my ass off. In Sunny California. I need some Uggs! WTF happened to the Palm trees and Sunshine?

[username]

Seminary nigga doesn't really roll off the tongue so well. About ²⁄_3^rds of the way through he raps something like "I ain't nothin but a seminary nigga, I ain't never gonna change, rather blow out all my brains".

Point being, he seems quite content about being a seminary nigga. Being a nigga is a choice IMO although you can't pick your parents or where you're raised.

Seminary is a street. So the niggas are just claiming it? Maybe they were born there? Or on a side street? I have been there. It is scary. Not exactly scary, but more WTF how do I get out of here scary. Tell me you have never become lost in East Oakland!


What are you doing right now. I'm freezing my ass off. In Sunny California. I need some Uggs! WTF happened to the Palm trees and Sunshine?

I know it's a street. All the street signs saying "Seminary" in the video were my first hint.

I have gotten lost in East Oakland. Hell, when I was 22 or so I fucked up taking a bus home and ended up walking around Watts in my black skirt and blouse. That REALLY sucked. I lived in Gardena at the time though so it's not like I was headed home to some wonderful neighborhood or anything.

Right now, I'm sitting in my new car, in the driveway of my home, posting on Mock. Why?

[Duchess]

Right now, I'm sitting in my new car, in the driveway of my home, posting on Mock. Why?

I love that! I'm so glad you have a smart phone.

[Midwest Spy]

Right now, I'm sitting in my new car, in the driveway of my home, posting on Mock. Why?

I'm so glad you have a smart phone.

Smart phones are the key to every bleach-blonde bimbos' success.