Do you play powerball (lottery)?
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Today it is up there so I was invited too play a pool for 5.00 in, I almost said "no" but thought that if they fucking win I will be here alone. So I played, its like blackmail I tell ya!
Every time it gets up there people go nuts. So

Do ya................Play? Huh punk........do ya? Kiss-my-ass <----------------------------gratuitous kissing smiley.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#2
I'm not a big lotto person, but I usually play the powerball when it's big and if I remember while I'm at the store. I like to imagine the first thing I would do after finding out I won.
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#3
Contract on the husband? Shopping frenzy at www.fuckingmachines.com?
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(03-21-2013, 08:54 PM)Maggot Wrote: Do ya................Play?


Sometimes & when I win I'm getting a cook/majordomo.
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#5
Yes...and Indiana has the most powerball winners of all states, at least according to that show "I won the lottery". So, it's in the bag for ME!!!!
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(03-22-2013, 09:31 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: So, it's in the bag for ME!!!!


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(03-22-2013, 09:31 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Yes...and Indiana has the most powerball winners of all states, at least according to that show "I won the lottery". So, it's in the bag for ME!!!!

Ever since Maggot suggested it, I've believed that New Mexico had a winner last year. I envision Dick dismantling his lemonade stand, buying a shirt, and spending his days "investing" his loot.

I picture it going down kinda like when Roseanne Connors won the lottery.
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#8
I play when I remember. Maybe one day I will win. All it takes is a dollar and a dream.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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#9
(03-22-2013, 09:47 AM)ramseycat Wrote: All it takes is a dollar and a dream.

Keep dreaming.

It's two bucks.
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#10
Lotto is a dollar. And the commercial data a dollar so there. Hhhhmmpppfff
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(03-22-2013, 10:44 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Lotto is a dollar. And the commercial data a dollar so there. Hhhhmmpppfff

As the title to this thread included the word POWERBALL . . .
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(03-22-2013, 10:47 AM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(03-22-2013, 10:44 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Lotto is a dollar. And the commercial data a dollar so there. Hhhhmmpppfff

As the title to this thread included the word POWERBALL . . .

It's hopeless, Tiki. Ramsey is topless, flashing, and drunk already.

I'm just giving her credit for no Carlton thread.
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#13
We don't have Powerball here but I just read that we're going to start participating April 8th. I didn't know that. I don't play the California lottery but if somebody asked me, I'd join a pool too. Fuck if I want to be the idiot on t.v...."username typically joined in the pool but as bad luck would have it, she elected not to chip in her $2.00 that week....". Uh-uh.
Commando Cunt Queen
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#14
I'm in a pool with 5 other people for $3 a week.

If I figured the math correctly for what they say the cash option is worth...I should be taking home a cool $22 Million. I will be traveling to every warm beach on the face of the earth for the rest of my life.


P.S....After I have a Huge weeklong Mock party in Jamaica at the Ganja house LC gave me for Christmas.


P.S.S...BYOB


Hahaha
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#15
Bring your own bong?
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#16
(03-22-2013, 12:31 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Bring your own bong?


Nah...I have plenty of those.

That was for MS...Bring your own boobs.
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(03-22-2013, 12:29 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: P.S....After I have a Huge weeklong Mock party in Jamaica at the Ganja house LC gave me for Christmas.


Smiley_emoticons_hurra3 I'd fly for that, not kidding.

...and if I could, I'd bring LC's urn. While I don't believe there is a man in the sky watching our every move I choose to think she is.
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(03-22-2013, 12:41 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-22-2013, 12:29 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: P.S....After I have a Huge weeklong Mock party in Jamaica at the Ganja house LC gave me for Christmas.


Smiley_emoticons_hurra3 I'd fly for that, not kidding.

...and if I could, I'd bring LC's urn. While I don't believe there is a man in the sky watching our every move I choose to think she is.



That would be awesome. A select few of you will get keys to stay there whenever you want for free. Fully, tastefully furnished, full fridge and bar and a variety of different weed shall await you upon entrance. A cook and a maid too.
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#19
I hope I make the list. It sounds lovely!
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(03-22-2013, 12:48 PM)Jimbone Wrote: I hope I make the list. It sounds lovely!


You're in. I'll screw up the available dates so you and HotD end up there together...shhh...don't tell her.
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