Photoshop Disasters

[LuMPyPussy]

Group Design Huddle Meeting Sprint Review Pre-Mortem - Round 17:

• Everyone likes the yellow halo; blue halo looked like electrocution.
  
• Make head even bigger. We aren't selling bodyphones!
  
• The hair should be like dreads, but also spiky, and 10% more urban.
• Hands can still be smaller. Ideally guy should resemble tyrannosaur.
• Chin bigger! Lose the neck!

Robert Dee said... When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it⿿s time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job".


robgs said... It looks like someone left Lenny Kravitz under a hot lamp
::lmao::

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[LuMPyPussy]

The commenters on that site are hysterical.



Hubert Hubert said...They seem to have bonded a photo to a mouth painting done by a paralysed paedophile.