Mock

My weekend starts now. Goddamn, I hope it rains all fuckin' day.

I've done the rise bit but today I am struggling to master the shine part.

Raining here too.

Maybe you can get a "rise" out of this.

Dear God

A blow job from her would be amazing.

Not sure i would fancy french kissing her though she would be cleaning your tonsils with that thing.

I think it's creepy as fuck & I wouldn't be interested in a guy with a tongue like that. hah

Receiving oral sex with that thing would probably be like having a fucking smear test!

That scares me in a reptilian sort of way.

Dear Ole Dad:

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Duchess