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Bamboo sucks, 3 planets collide Venus, Saturn, Mercury but not for long. My kid is a money magnet, he found 50.00 this week, 20.00 in his climbing tree, 10.00 blowing around in the driveway and 20.00 on the floor at toys-r-us. I went looking for a suitcase full of money but never found one.
Vacation this week, bamboo sucks, planting my garden, opening the pool, I'm watching my pudgy slave mow the lawn now. Deep sea fishing for haddock Thursday. I'm hacking and slashing bamboo today a vile weed that like Dracula never dies.

EOM.......carry on wrinkles. Ninja, get back to work ya feebe.

I thought I had it under control last year but it has come back with a vengeance its blocking the sun from my tomato plants. I have been pulling roots for 3 years now. It even grew through the middle of my Hostas around the pool. People planted that crap on purpose back in the day. Idiots, all it does is attract Japanese beetles.

Bamboo sucks! The homeowners behind us have it up against our shared fence. It's always trying to grow on our side.

My living room floor is bamboo, I like it. Maybe you should cut it all down and replace your carpet with it.