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As I climb into bed last night I channel surf, I can't face listening to thattwatPersMorgan (all one word). I come across one of those "real housewives" shows and because I've seen them mentioned in here before I stop to check them out. I didn't see the entertainment value at all, I didn't find them interesting nor engaging and one of my first thoughts was the old adage, with friends like this, who needs enemies. Why are some of you watching that vomit inducing crap?
Which show did you watch? I used to watch the NJ group until a few seasons ago. They were funny at first but then they all got nasty and fighting. It wasn't entertaining to watch because a lot of them are related and the family was seriously feuding.

I do find it funny that these "real" housewives are always made up to the nines. No normal girl goes around like that all the time.
(06-04-2013, 06:34 AM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]Which show did you watch?


I had to google Bravo's scheduling guide & I recognize the woman who came up on the homepage - Orange county.
Do any of these so called “real” housewives ever do any actual housework?

In the shows i have seen advertised they are always dressed and made up like they are about to film a scene in a porno movie.
(06-04-2013, 06:49 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: [ -> ]Do any of these so called “real” housewives ever do any actual housework?


I saw one woman working with the horses, she was dressed appropriately for that job but I don't know if she is part of the "housewives" or not.
no they all have house servants to cook and clean for them, they are lazy, ugly[to much cosmetic/surgery] and spoiled, they should be made to do something, i bet they don't even fuck their meal tickets.

trade them all in for a new easily impressed model, one that does not leak under the bonnet.
(06-04-2013, 06:34 AM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]They were funny at first but then they all got nasty and fighting. It wasn't entertaining to watch because a lot of them are related and the family was seriously feuding.

The drama and the fighting is the entertainment of reality programming. I never get tired of Gordon Ramsay screaming at somebody "ITS RAW!" or "YOU DONKEY!" or some other clever insult.
I love Gordon Ramsay. American kitchen nightmares is much better than the British version. The owners and chefs in American restaurants are so much more arrogant and self deluded than their British counterparts.
(06-04-2013, 12:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]
(06-04-2013, 06:34 AM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]They were funny at first but then they all got nasty and fighting. It wasn't entertaining to watch because a lot of them are related and the family was seriously feuding.

The drama and the fighting is the entertainment of reality programming. I never get tired of Gordon Ramsay screaming at somebody "ITS RAW!" or "YOU DONKEY!" or some other clever insult.

Ramsay (sp?) is a favorite at our house, too.
(06-04-2013, 12:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]
(06-04-2013, 06:34 AM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]They were funny at first but then they all got nasty and fighting. It wasn't entertaining to watch because a lot of them are related and the family was seriously feuding.

The drama and the fighting is the entertainment of reality programming. I never get tired of Gordon Ramsay screaming at somebody "ITS RAW!" or "YOU DONKEY!" or some other clever insult.


Gordon Ramsay is funny, the retarded housewives are not.
(06-04-2013, 06:34 AM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]They were funny at first but then they all got nasty and fighting. It wasn't entertaining to watch because a lot of them are related and the family was seriously feuding.

You must have felt awful for them. A bunch of rich ding bats they have nothing better to do than feud with each other is no laughing matter.
I've never watched any of those shows.
(06-04-2013, 12:48 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Gordon Ramsay is funny, the retarded housewives are not.

One of my favourite Ramsays lines:-

“That pinging noise i keep hearing from the kitchen better not be from a fucking microwave!”
(06-04-2013, 06:34 AM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]They were funny at first but then they all got nasty and fighting. It wasn't entertaining to watch because a lot of them are related and the family was seriously feuding.

What the hell are you talking about? You do realise that its the fighting and feuding and arguing that keeps the viewers watching don't you? Who the hell wants to watch a reality show where everyone gets on with each other all the time?

Conflict = ratings.
This show is not my cup of tea, I don't know why people are fond of rubbish like that. It's just boring dull not a one of them has a pair of cowboy boots on and sundress hah they are obsolete! I'm not jealous I don't want to look like a tart cleaning the house hah
they don't clean, they pay chink slaves to clean.
(06-04-2013, 01:54 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: [ -> ]What the hell are you talking about? You do realise that its the fighting and feuding and arguing that keeps the viewers watching don't you? Who the hell wants to watch a reality show where everyone gets on with each other all the time?

Conflict = ratings.

Agreed. Its the point I was trying to make.Brainexplode