Mock

Full Version: Jumper
You're currently viewing a stripped down version of our content. View the full version with proper formatting.
A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve up to jump.

A passing motorist stops and says, "since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"

The woman said "Hell no...get away from me!

"The motorist turned to leave and muttered "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."
Unintentional suicide prevention...

That necro perv motorist probably saved the woman's life.
(06-18-2013, 06:56 AM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: [ -> ]A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve up to jump.

A passing motorist stops and says, "since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"

The woman said "Hell no...get away from me!

"The motorist turned to leave and muttered "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."

hah