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(11-11-2013, 01:06 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: [ -> ]So... It's not a reference to the band I take it?

You're not blind anymore so you can read the requested context, right Gunnar? I know you don't have comprehension issues.

The cliff notes, just for you: CN used the term to mean riding someone's ass; the tie in to the band is just me messing around.

Lazy.

(11-11-2013, 01:25 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-11-2013, 01:06 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: [ -> ]So... It's not a reference to the band I take it?

You're not blind anymore so you can read the requested context, right Gunnar? I know you don't have comprehension issues.

The cliff notes, just for you: CN used the term to mean riding someone's ass; the tie in to the band is just me messing around.

Lazy.

LMFAO! Got it. Next time I won't ask when I don't have time to properly analyze the comments. Butthole Surfers paled in comparison to Anal Cunt anyway.

(11-11-2013, 06:35 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: [ -> ]Butthole Surfers paled in comparison to Anal Cunt anyway.

You're greedy, you're lazy, and now you must be smoking crack!

Plus, you're wrong.




Just working on my ball-busting skills here. It's really only a matter of difference in tastes (mine being good and all)...

(11-11-2013, 07:33 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-11-2013, 06:35 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: [ -> ]Butthole Surfers paled in comparison to Anal Cunt anyway.

You're greedy, you're lazy, and now you must be smoking crack!

Plus, you're wrong.




Just working on my ball-busting skills here. It's really only a matter of difference in tastes (mine being good and all)...

Nawww... You make me all warm and fuzzy inside.

(11-12-2013, 11:53 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: [ -> ]Nawww... You make me all warm and fuzzy inside.

Sure...and Hitler was a sensitive man!

P.s. I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant.

(11-12-2013, 01:02 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-12-2013, 11:53 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: [ -> ]Nawww... You make me all warm and fuzzy inside.

Sure...and Hitler was a sensitive man!

P.s. I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant.

Sassy! I do love a gal with moxy.

^ I can't take credit, Gunnar - just tossing some Anal Cunt lyrics into the discussion.

Those are two of only a handful of their songs that I know.

I'm not a fan of their music, but they were original in their lyrical trolling way back in the day - definitely not a run of the mill band.

(11-12-2013, 05:22 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]^ I can't take credit, Gunnar - just tossing some Anal Cunt lyrics into the discussion.

Those are two of only a handful of their songs that I know.

I'm not a fan of their music, but they were original in their lyrical trolling way back in the day - definitely not a run of the mill band.

Especially not when chopper was playing bass. Seth had a way with lyric.










It just moved.

(11-12-2013, 05:11 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: [ -> ]I do love a gal with moxy.

Funny...

I love a gal with full breasts, tight ass and pretty smile.

If she appreciates my humor that's good too.

And in other Mock news, a continuing unwanted flapping of the gums by the MS Industries CEO has seen it's stock haemorrhage even further to plummet to the bottom of FQ2's third quarterly Mock FCR

(11-12-2013, 05:27 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-12-2013, 05:11 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: [ -> ]I do love a gal with moxy.

Funny...

I love a gal with full breasts, tight ass and pretty smile.

If she appreciates my humor that's good too.

So you're the shallow type?

(11-12-2013, 05:50 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-12-2013, 05:27 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-12-2013, 05:11 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: [ -> ]I do love a gal with moxy.

Funny...

I love a gal with full breasts, tight ass and pretty smile.

If she appreciates my humor that's good too.

So you're the shallow type?

I appreciate intelligence, moxie, wit and more in a woman too.

My first wife was Panamanian. For a woman who was no more than 115lbs, she could throw a mean right-cross. And jealousy is a trait that seems to run strong in Latina women.

However, I want to be physically attracted to a woman first and foremost.

Yes, conversation, common interests, love, etc. are all important to maintaining a relationship.

Without the sexual spark though, it's just a friendship.

So, Mrs. Spy 1 dumped you once her citizenship came through, MS?

The relationship screams "illegal alien seeks soppy twat for greencard misery ride"

Poor MS...



Ah well, he seems happy with Mrs. Spy 2.

She's hung in there for years without pulling a runner (or sewing his mouth or zipper shut).

Just goes to prove that there really is somebody for everybody. Or, love really is blind. Or, MS has really been smart and not taken out that life insurance policy yet.

Something romantic like that...

It's funny how Mrs Spy #2 keeps asking about upping the life insurance policy amount. WTF? I've refused to do so, of course.

HotD, you're pretty perceptive at tImes.

The first Mrs Spy however never did get her citizenship.

She finally moved back to Panama once my oldest son finished high school.

It's nice to not have her around.

(11-12-2013, 10:23 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]It's nice to not have her around.

I'm sure the feeling is mutual.

(11-12-2013, 10:23 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]It's funny how Mrs Spy #2 keeps asking about upping the life insurance policy amount. WTF? I've refused to do so, of course.

Wise man.

(11-05-2013, 06:28 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-04-2013, 05:11 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: [ -> ]I'm more than just a piece of meat HOTD. Is she hot?

No.

Here is an example of the gay thing that HoTD was talking about. God, they're everywhere and pop up at the most inappropriate times.

HoTD, stop trying to hook me up with Newbies. You got the dishwasher thing right, it's the first thing I show people when they come through the door. True story.