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i don't know much about this stuff, but it's all over the newsso i went ahead and downloaded the microsoft software for disabling the thing. i hope it's helpful to anyone who hadn't heard about it.


Check, protect your computer from worm Conficker

March 31, 2009

You may not see any outward signs that your computer is infected because the worm tries to keep a low profile. But here are some tips to checking your computer is OK -- and protecting it as best you can:

Windows' account lockout policies are tripped, which might make it difficult to log into your PC.

Some key parts of Windows are disabled, such as Automatic Updates; Windows Defender; and Error Reporting.

Slow network access and Internet surfing.


You're unable to access certain Web sites related to computer security.

Use a multilayer security software system with updated firewalls, if you surf the Internet.

Keep all of your security applications and operating systems updated.

Perform an anti-virus or anti-spyware scan every day.

Disable theauto play functions on your computer.

Monitor your operating system audit logs and your network traffic.

To read more about the worm, go to Microsoft Corp.'s Web site at microsoft.com.

To download Microsoft's software for disabling Conficker go here.

Thanks!

I've been looking for a reason to just kick my computers ass and this may be the trigger that makes me beat it with a baseball bat.

Well it's already April 1 here and it seems this bitch is just like the Millenium bug, all piss and wind.... Nothing has changed

crash Wrote:Well it's already April 1 here and it seems this bitch is just like the Millenium bug, all piss and wind.... Nothing has changed

Good! AllI could find was a tennis racket.

I had a freakin virus on Sunday. I had to download a new cleaner thingy. A friend of mine who's hubs is a computer geek and he told me what to get. I don't know if it was the same virus as this one JB but it sucked all the same.

Ugh! I am such a technotard. (feel free to Mock away at that one) I just want to turn the damn thing on and have it work. I don't want to worry about worms and virus's and shit.

crash Wrote:Well it's already April 1 here and it seems this bitch is just like the Millenium bug, all piss and wind.... Nothing has changed

I love your new sig line!!! ::bigg::

jackboots Wrote:actually it's a worm, not a virus. and it's not supposed to strike until tomorrow. i really don't know how great the threat is, but i downloaded the microsoft thingy just to be safe. ::thumbs::

It's been all over the news here and I'm downloading it just to be safe. Can't be total bullshit if Microsoft has a way to kill it. I saved the program you posted and am running it now, and I"ll run it again tomorrow, just to be sure.

My Mom - a computer guru - said to disconnect all internet connections tonight as added protection. Thanks for putting this up, JB.

I was thinking of unplugging my computer tonight from the strip cord just to make sure that I would be protec t e d________________________________________

Maggot Wrote:I was thinking of unplugging my computer tonight from the strip cord just to make sure that I would be protec t e d________________________________________

I removed that long-ass line that blew the shit out of the margins, Maggot. What the fuck was the point of that thing, anyway?

Sinister Wrote:

jackboots Wrote:actually it's a worm, not a virus. and it's not supposed to strike until tomorrow. i really don't know how great the threat is, but i downloaded the microsoft thingy just to be safe. ::thumbs::

It's been all over the news here and I'm downloading it just to be safe. Can't be total bullshit if Microsoft has a way to kill it. I saved the program you posted and am running it now, and I"ll run it again tomorrow, just to be sure.

My Mom - a computer guru - said to disconnect all internet connections tonight as added protection. Thanks for putting this up, JB.

What if I am wireless? I usually turn my laptop off at night. Will that be sufficient?

ramseycat Wrote:

Sinister Wrote:

jackboots Wrote:actually it's a worm, not a virus. and it's not supposed to strike until tomorrow. i really don't know how great the threat is, but i downloaded the microsoft thingy just to be safe. ::thumbs::

It's been all over the news here and I'm downloading it just to be safe. Can't be total bullshit if Microsoft has a way to kill it. I saved the program you posted and am running it now, and I"ll run it again tomorrow, just to be sure.

My Mom - a computer guru - said to disconnect all internet connections tonight as added protection. Thanks for putting this up, JB.

What if I am wireless? I usually turn my laptop off at night. Will that be sufficient?

Pretty sure it will be, as long as you're not connected to the internet overnight. I rarely turn my PC off and I'm always connected to the internet, but if your PC is just off, that is probably sufficient.

Sinister Wrote:

Maggot Wrote:I was thinking of unplugging my computer tonight from the strip cord just to make sure that I would be protec t e d________________________________________

I removed that long-ass line that blew the shit out of the margins, Maggot. What the fuck was the point of that thing, anyway?

Thank you!! That was irritating.

Uh oh, did I just kiss your ass again by saying thank you???? ::lmao::

I have a reason why and typed it out and saved it .........do you really want to see it?

To too late bitches!::flip::

My pinky finger was low on fluid and just dropped on the key, I propped it up with a pencil .........but it was to late.......way to late.........the thumb twited above the send key and then I sneezed, after that my memory goes blank for a sec and I woke up standing on the bed...........something smelled a bit funny and I realized my pop tarts were on fire. The thing is they were not mine. I hate brown sugar pop tarts.

Maggot Wrote:I have a reason why and typed it out and saved it .........do you really want to see it?

No, I don't want to see it, I just don't want the fucking margins blown by 8 inches anymore.

Sinister Wrote:

Maggot Wrote:I have a reason why and typed it out and saved it .........do you really want to see it?

No, I don't want to see it, I just don't want the fucking margins blown by 8 inches anymore.

To too late.:kiss::........I'm on the verge of a ham/cheese meltdown. And it was 9 5/8"