...or nailed to the cobblestones of the Red Square. Jesus. I'm squirming just reading the story.
A Russian performance artist was hospitalised Sunday after stripping naked and nailing his testicles to a Red Square cobblestone in protest against the Kremlin's crackdown on political rights.
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Yeah heard about it on Conan last night.
"...he should have just made a sign."
This is a sad indictment on society in general if he had made a sign and walked around nobody would give a flying fuck and you would not have read about it.
These days to even make the headlines you would have to chew broken glass while being bummed by a billy goat while microwaving your balls while using a cheese grater on your nipples.
"Performance Artist" or "Public Masochist"?
He also sewed his lips shut for a protest of the Pussy Riot jailings.
Maybe he's a performance artist who truly feels so strongly about the incidents he's protesting that he's willing to endure massive self-induced pain and sacrifice his body for the cause.
Personally, I don't think so. I think he gets off on pain and attention, and protests are the perfect stage for him. This guy's nuts.
(11-18-2013, 11:23 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]This guy's nuts.
I think so too, he's certainly flawed mentally. No man with his shit together is going to nail his balls to cobblestones. Jesus. That crap makes me squirm.
I wonder what kind of sledgehammer he used to hit the nails with. Thats cobblestone! It's not like missing and hitting a thumb.
He probably used a ball peen hammer.
Hahahaha!
You have a way with words too.
Bald penis hammer is what we call-em.
