...and smokes animal poop.
He claims cleanliness brings him sickness.
By that logic, you'd probably smoke animal turds, too.
Amou Haji, an 80-year-old Iranian, is being called the world's dirtiest man. In an article published Jan. 6, he told the Tehran Times that he hasn't bathed in 60 years.
Haji reportedly lives in isolation in Dejgah village, in the Southern Iranian province of Fars, subsists on rotten porcupine meat, and says the thought of a bath after all this time makes him very angry.
He said he adopted his extreme, isolated lifestyle after suffering emotional setbacks in his youth.
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He probably has the ass version of a sootikin.
I think that this guy is not right in the head.
I find him disgusting, and yet he's 80 years-old and still going strong.
He knows his shit, and it works for him.
Totally gross. I feel icky when I go without a shower for a week or two....60 years...*shudders*
It's so fuckin' disgusting. He probably has a tree growing out of his ass. I feel like I would die if those fingers ever touched me. Fuckity fuck.
I don't think he could even get clean with soap anymore. You'd have to soak him in bleach for about a month.
His blackheads have spawned blackheads. If squeezed they would look like pasta.
Sumbitch! 
No spaghetti w/clam sauce for me today. I've gotta let that vision fade away.
(01-17-2014, 12:23 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
Sumbitch!
No spaghetti w/clam sauce for me today. I've gotta let that vision fade away.
I had a more wretched visualization but decided against it.
(01-17-2014, 07:50 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
I'm just glad that Dick has been found safe and well living in Iran.
Ha!
I now think that all jungle apes are just old men who haven't bathed in their entire life!
I'm just noticing the crap under his thumb nail. Oh man.
(01-17-2014, 12:20 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]His blackheads have spawned blackheads. If squeezed they would look like pasta.
I hate you.
(01-17-2014, 02:11 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
Ha!
I now think that all jungle apes are just old men who haven't bathed in their entire life!
Yes, he may have inadvertently solved the bigfoot mystery.
They aren't mysterious criptoid primates they are just crazy old men in the woods who never wash.
Some bigfoot witnesses say they fucking stink of shit and god knows what else.
(01-17-2014, 04:13 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: [ -> ]Some bigfoot witnesses say they fucking stink of shit and god knows what else.
I can believe that. My long haired cat killed & ate a bunny and it gave him the shits. He was revolting! I had to take him to the groomer and get his ass and part of his tail shaved.
If only you had told me sooner,I would have brought over my lawnmower and chopped the bunny into smaller bits for your cat.
(01-17-2014, 04:29 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]I can believe that. My long haired cat killed & ate a bunny and it gave him the shits. He was revolting! I had to take him to the groomer and get his ass and part of his tail shaved.
My cats are both house cats, literally.
I've tried opening the door for them and saying “go on then!” But no, they just slink off back to their beds like they are saying “screw that! Too cold and dangeous out there!”
I think this guys hands are fascinating.