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So, a very scientific research tool and methodology was used to determine the average duration of sexual encounters (may exclude foreplay) per state.

Now I know why Dick's not around and Kid doesn't post often enough...busy.

1. New Mexico (7:01)
2. West Virginia (5:38)
3. Idaho (5:11)
4. South Carolina (4:48)
5. Missouri (4:22)
6. Michigan (4:14)
7. Utah (3:55)
8. Oregon (3:51)
9. Nebraska (3:47)
10. Alabama (3:38)
11. Delaware (3:33)
12. Hawaii (3:28)
13. Wisconsin (3:22)
14. North Dakota (3:18)
15. Arizona (3:17)
16. Maryland (3:15)
17. Mississippi (3:10)
18. Rhode Island (3:09)
19. Connecticut (3:07)
20. Texas (3:06)
21. New Hampshire (3:04)
22. Wyoming (3:03)
23. New York (3:01)
24. Pennsylvania (2:58)
25. Maine (2:58)
26. Washington (2:51)
27. Iowa (2:50)
28. Illinois (2:49)
29. North Carolina (2:47)
30. Tennessee (2:46)
31. Kansas (2:38)
32. California (2:38)
33. Massachusetts (2:31)
34. Florida (2:29)
35. New Jersey (2:28)
36. Indiana (2:26)
37. Virginia (2:23)
38. Oklahoma (2:21)
39. Colorado (2:21)
40. Minnesota (2:19)
41. Ohio (2:18)
42. Louisiana (2:17)
43. Kentucky (2:14)
44. Arkansas (2:08)
45. District of Columbia (2:08)
46. Nevada (2:07)
47. Georgia (2:07)
48. Montana (2:03)
49. Vermont (1:48)
50. South Dakota (1:30)
51. Alaska (1:21)

It's very lucky for Minnesota that MS didn't participate in the study - though Alaskans probably wish he had.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/20...weird-news

Is that hh:mm or mm: ss?

It's in minutes.

I hope, for her sake, that changes Duchess' comment.

I don't generally brag, but my sessions range between 6-7 minutes.

(02-21-2014, 04:50 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]I hope, for her sake, that changes Duchess' comment.

That was mostly my motivation to ask..

I guess nobody wants their clothes off for long in Alaska..or maybe they're just being honest. NM is known for its liars..

The averages seem really really low, to me - even if it's just the duration of intercourse itself.

Course, I'm not watching a clock during those times.

Hours..

I thought it was how many times a week.

If I think of fishing I can go a long time.

(02-21-2014, 05:08 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I thought it was how many times a week.

That was sloppy of me not to include the units of measurement in the OP.

That .04 times a week you're having sex is even sloppier, though.

0.04 wouldn't even rate as waking with a boner, would it?

Probably not.

I'd guess preparedness would get you up to .05.

Anything below that is probably a case of there being a will but no way?

Sometimes I hum the theme to "Bonanza"

(02-21-2014, 05:21 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Sometimes I hum the theme to "Bonanza"

Baseball statistics for me.

0.04 is probably more accurately defined by the two milliseconds of consideration you actually give the thought of masturbation when some genius tells you to "rub one out" when you have a migraine..