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Duchess

02-28-2014, 03:46 PM


Smiley-rolling-joint

I had to go to a ghetto nail salon today. The kind of place where people walk in off the street. Jesus God.

Maggot

02-28-2014, 08:42 PM
I guess that all depends on what street your walking in off of.

Duchess

02-28-2014, 08:52 PM
(02-28-2014, 08:42 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I guess that all depends on what street your walking in off of.


It was inside a Super Walmart.

ramseycat

02-28-2014, 09:00 PM
Why did you go there?

Duchess

02-28-2014, 09:05 PM


Because my salon is closed and won't reopen until the 12th. I now have a Walmart manicure. Sarcastic

Carsman

02-28-2014, 09:14 PM
hah
(02-28-2014, 08:52 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-28-2014, 08:42 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I guess that all depends on what street your walking in off of.


It was inside a Super Walmart.

Where?! WTF?

Oh yeah, you did say a "Super Walmart", that's different! hah

Duchess

03-01-2014, 08:58 AM


Not one person gave me a lil' slam for a Walmart manicure. I'm hugely disappointed. You suck!

SIXFOOTERsez

03-01-2014, 09:18 AM
I just got here, WTF are you doing in Walmart in the first fucking place?
I don't even drive past one if I can help it.
Chinese fingernails probably going to fall off in 2 days

Duchess

03-01-2014, 09:21 AM


I was in there because I had to google nail salons in my zip code & that's what came up. I was desperate! Desperate times calls for desperate measures.

HairOfTheDog

03-01-2014, 10:02 AM
(03-01-2014, 08:58 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ] Not one person gave me a lil' slam for a Walmart manicure. I'm hugely disappointed. You suck!

What's to slam? You were in a jam and found a quick temporary solution. Resourceful.

Plus, your manicure isn't all that bad.

[Image: d2cb509e-611e-4a55-a256-da1c67c82d95_zps...1393682382]

And, not a damned soul could accuse you of sexualizing Jesus.

All in all, your $3.00 was well spent, if you ask me.

Duchess

03-01-2014, 11:02 AM


hah

Thanks for humoring me!

They weren't familiar with me and suggested a stiletto manicure. When she showed me what it looked like she must have saw me cringe because she quickly put it away and gave me what I wanted.

Stiletto nails -

[Image: stiletto-nails-fashion-design-manicure.jpg]

Carsman

03-01-2014, 11:28 AM
(03-01-2014, 08:58 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Not one person gave me a lil' slam for a Walmart manicure. I'm hugely disappointed. You suck!



Hello. . . see post #6! hah

(Guess maybe, too much, "Happy Hour")

Duchess

03-01-2014, 12:13 PM


I'm just trying to get some shit started. It's a fine line, Cars, a fine line.
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