Mock

Well I bet he turned his music loud whenever he wanted too.

I was with him until he left the toilet seat up

You sit to piss?

No, but I do put the seat down when I am done.
I like my place nice and neat

Mmmkay... Sorry, I never considered leaving my toilet seat up 'untidy'. Not judging, we all have to live with our own versions of OCD.

I put mine down because my son has a habit of knocking things in. Its scary because when he does it you never know if he pulls it out and puts whatever fell in on the sink to dry. Its sketchy to say the least.

Wouldn't be pretty if it were Granny's false teeth...sure leave a shitty taste in her mouth

Sometimes I put the seat up on purpose. It's so guests can take notice of how sparkling clean it is under there.

(04-02-2014, 09:09 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

You freakin' people are obsessed with poop in here. I swear.

It didn't go unnoticed that you played on the poop card that was dealt in Sally's thread; Bastards v2.0, in an attempt to get those ten pages.

I hope Baby Jesus will save you if you ever get a hankering for another Coach bag..

(04-02-2014, 09:39 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I've never had a hankering for a Coach bag. Big, black women ruined them for me :(

The link below for the first 6 pages of celebs, did not show one photo of a black woman with a coach bag. But they're only celebs. (Of course my eyes are not what they used to be, but)

http://search.aol.com/aol/image?v_t=clie...cca7fe4b05

(04-03-2014, 05:24 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I don't think a celebrity would view a Coach bag as an "it" bag. While they do cost a few hundred bucks that would probably be seen as a cheap bag by a millionaire. Mine is still sitting in its dust bag. I'm still carrying my big, ol' Guess.

My betterhalf is not a celebrity, and she also does not view her Coach bags as well as Dooney & Bourke bags as "it" bags. They're her everyday bags. She considers her Prada, her "it" bag. (she also has Guess, as well as Jessica Simpson everyday bags)