what's yours? whoever has the best perversion WINS ::iwon::wads of cash!
i am a pedophile 
and a 'dyke' too! ::rolllaugh:: (i think i'm a dyke because i wore a police uniform ::dunno::(you'd be surprised how many men like a woman in uniform with handcuffs, and want to be patted down::bigg:
and Frank says he loves me even though i'm a pedophile! 
so let's have it...what nasty little things do you do that warrants you winning the HUGE cash prize?
the imbecile sewer-brain brother is not eligible for this contest because weighing as much as the USS Yorktown is not a perversion. ::tdown::
SO LET'S GET CREATIVE MOCKERS!!! ::stir::
I'm also a dyke, but I'm a bag lady dyke. I think your pedo dyke beats out a bag lady dyke.
PS Think I wrote dyke enough times in that post?
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I'm also a dyke, but I'm a bag lady dyke. I think your pedo dyke beats out a bag lady dyke.
well i'm only holding the cash prize, i can't win. come on, you must do perverted things with felines that you 'rescue', a handy cover for your REAL motives! ::sly::
I dyed my hair therefore I am a homosexual.
I also shower everyday which may also make me a homosexual in MF's bizarro 1950's retro morality land.
Oh and mydaughterwas born out of wedlock which makes her a bastard in MF's ethical 1950's styleutopia.
Owning and breeding hamsters also makes me a homosexual.
Humping a pillow instead of your wife however makes you a red blooded male.
And going to church and praying to Jebus when you are an agnostic does not make you a loathsome hypocrite either.
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I dyed my hair therefore I am a homosexual.
that would count towards the prize if you dyed collar AND cuffs. 
I love how you deem me something to make fun of, OP. What, is this what I should feel?:
If I could go back in time, I too would want to be a hair-dying dick that produces children out of wedlock, raises hamsters, and sees shadow people?
I think of Duchess while I hump body pillows.
Middle Finger Wrote:I love how you deem me something to make fun of, OP.
We all do, haven't you noticed?.
You provide us unwittingly with more material than the entire works of Monty Python just by being yourself.
Keep it up, youmake being an asshole look effortless.
Middle Finger Wrote:I love how you deem me something to make fun of, OP. What, is this what I should feel?:
If I could go back in time, I too would want to be a hair-dying dick that produces children out of wedlock, raises hamsters, and sees shadow people?
OFF TOPIC.
what's your perversion? something obscene involvingmeatballs no doubt. 
jackboots Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:I'm also a dyke, but I'm a bag lady dyke. I think your pedo dyke beats out a bag lady dyke.
well i'm only holding the cash prize, i can't win. come on, you must do perverted things with felines that you 'rescue', a handy cover for your REAL motives! ::sly::
Nope, Ant's the one that specializes in animal sex. OP's told her so many, many times.
jackboots Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:I love how you deem me something to make fun of, OP. What, is this what I should feel?:
If I could go back in time, I too would want to be a hair-dying dick that produces children out of wedlock, raises hamsters, and sees shadow people?
OFF TOPIC.
what's your perversion? something obscene involvingmeatballs no doubt.
I already posted it. ::nuts::
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:I love how you deem me something to make fun of, OP.
We all do, haven't you noticed?.
You provide us unwittingly with more material than the entire works of Monty Python just by being yourself.
Keep it up, youmake being an asshole look effortless.
You forgot to add that my private parts are part of your perversions (perverted fantasies). Remember, you admitted having fantasized about men with that fucked up metro brain of yours, and you have mentioned my privates more than anyone on this site.
Middle Finger Wrote:I think of Duchess while I hump body pillows.
You imagine she's shaped like a rectangular chunk of foam?
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:I think of Duchess while I hump body pillows.
You imagine she's shaped like a rectangular chunk of foam?
Well, if you stuff in the right spots she's quite voluptuous.
Middle Finger Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:I love how you deem me something to make fun of, OP.
We all do, haven't you noticed?.
You provide us unwittingly with more material than the entire works of Monty Python just by being yourself.
Keep it up, youmake being an asshole look effortless.
You forgot to add that my private parts are part of your perversions (perverted fantasies). Remember, you admitted having fantasized about men with that fucked up metro brain of yours, and you have mentioned my privates more than anyone on this site.
I'm not the one who PM's other men with pictures of their genitals.
Everyones sexuality goes through a state of flux during puberty consciously or unconsciously, you are so insecure about your sexuality you just can't bring yourself to accept this fact. Men like me 100% secure in their sexualityhave no problem with it and find no need to remind everyone of their heterosexuality everyday. Who are you trying to convince?,other people or yourself?.
As creepy as I think Frank is, I'm having a hard time believing he PMd anyone a photo of his baby carrot.
Maybe not but he does beg women on the internet for photos of their tits, something his wife knows about and is 100% fine with.
Maybe that is MF's real perversion begging womenon the net for breast photos.
LuMPyPussy Wrote:jackboots Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:I'm also a dyke, but I'm a bag lady dyke. I think your pedo dyke beats out a bag lady dyke.
well i'm only holding the cash prize, i can't win. come on, you must do perverted things with felines that you 'rescue', a handy cover for your REAL motives! ::sly::
Nope, Ant's the one that specializes in animal sex. OP's told her so many, many times.
bestiality is good for points! ::thumbs::
jackboots Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:jackboots Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:I'm also a dyke, but I'm a bag lady dyke. I think your pedo dyke beats out a bag lady dyke.
well i'm only holding the cash prize, i can't win. come on, you must do perverted things with felines that you 'rescue', a handy cover for your REAL motives! ::sly::
Nope, Ant's the one that specializes in animal sex. OP's told her so many, many times.
bestiality is good for points! ::thumbs::
You would know.
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