I found this as an app for my iphone and got several good laughs from it after reading for just a few minutes.
Quote:Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
http://www.fmylife.com/
Oops, I did something wrong...WTF
Duchess Wrote:Oops, I did something wrong...WTF
::wait::nobody to follow?
Well, I've had enough of this fucking idiot. I'm going to be a sheeple and put her on ignore with the rest of the good members of Mock.
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Well, I've had enough of this fucking idiot. I'm going to be a sheeple and put her on ignore with the rest of the good members of Mock.
Me too. It's apparent thatall of her posts are going to besenseless inane bullshit.
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Well, I've had enough of this fucking idiot. I'm going to be a sheeple and put her on ignore with the rest of the good members of Mock.
I think anybody with any sense has got the resident remedial retard on ignore.
It's not putting them off so far though, the name Brother is on the end of nearly every fucking thread on the forum now.
sally Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:Well, I've had enough of this fucking idiot. I'm going to be a sheeple and put her on ignore with the rest of the good members of Mock.
Me too. It's apparent thatall of her posts are going to besenseless inane bullshit.
and so the "FLOCK" decide to put their forum controls on
ignore and follow Lumpy to the dance floor where she teaches them a new 'Tap Dance Routine'......Ready Flock?
Great.........'Go Flock yourselves'.......and let Sally join in too.:?
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SyberBitch Wrote:ramseycat Wrote:SyberBitch Wrote:Duchess Wrote:::lmao::This one made me laugh& laugh.
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
OMFG!!!
Yes, that is priceless. Sadly, the girl probably doesn't know how close she is to the truth. :
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Seriously. LOL
New campaign to end teen pregnancy.... pictures of women shitting themselves as they give birth, captioned "This could happen to YOU!"
That could actually work! I'm for it
Better than watching that stupid "Miracle of Life" movie in Health class! I had to watch it 3 fucking times! (No I didn't fail Health, I switched schools... ugh, the shitiness of modern education)
D Wrote:I can so see this happening to me:
Quote:Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
Obviously, she didn't hit him hard enough. :;beat::
D Wrote:OMFG!
Quote:Today, I found out my boyfriend had been cheating on me for 3 weeks. In retaliation, I threw a brick through the back window of the car he had apparently cheated in, when I thought he wasn't home and nobody was around to see it. Sadly, they were in the backseat then. I face assault charges now. FML
LOL!!
Damned shame they caught her! Cheatin ass people.
That site is a pip!
Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML