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None of the above. And it's been raining. Blurgh.

had a beverage, working on getting laid, the week bled far to far into my weekend for it to count as awesom

Two out of three here, that ain't bad!

I am a one for threer this weekend. Other Half is MX racing out of state and well, smoking dope ain't legal in NC----yet.

0/3.

I've been randomly drug tested 14 times this year. I'm beginning to wonder why they call it 'Random'..

(07-20-2014, 06:21 PM)crash Wrote: [ -> ]0/3.
I've been randomly drug tested 14 times this year. I'm beginning to wonder why they call it 'Random'..

Hahaha. 14 times in 7 months? Is it possible they've found a way to sell your urine instead of testing it for drugs?

1.5/3 for me.

The problem is, I don't work for one employer, or at one location. When you visit multiple sites as a contractor, you're prone to being tested.

(07-20-2014, 07:24 PM)Cutz Wrote: [ -> ]1.5/3 for me.

A couple of beers and a fap?

(07-20-2014, 11:01 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]Hello, my darlings, are you enjoying an awesome weekend? Have you been lucky enough to get laid? Smoke some weed? Have a couple adult beverages? Only one of those things have applied to me.

I have just touched base with someone I hope he touches my base back.

(07-20-2014, 11:01 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Hello, my darlings, are you enjoying an awesome weekend? Have you been lucky enough to get laid? Smoke some weed? Have a couple adult beverages? Only one of those things have applied to me.

All of the above.......now I'm tired. But not that tired........

³⁄₃ on Thursday, but nothing for the weekend :(

(07-20-2014, 07:46 PM)crash Wrote: [ -> ]A couple of beers and a fap?

couple beers at lunch Saturday and fooling around with the lady.

How do you have 0.5 of a fool around?

It was more than a couple of beers, huh?

I got laid twice. I got drunk twice. Had it not been for the 3 legged dog, I would have made a run at it again this morning.

(07-21-2014, 06:29 AM)crash Wrote: [ -> ]How do you have 0.5 of a fool around?

It was more than a couple of beers, huh?

No, it was a full fool around, but only half a getting laid.