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What would you order?

In reality I'd probably decline and just ask for an espresso since they won't give you alcohol anymore. But if I had to pick, it would be escargot in wine and butter with French bread to soak up the sauce and raw oysters with lemon and tabasco.
Probably steak and lobster.


I want boardwalk fries & onion rings, a fish sammich with tarter sauce, large chocolate shake. The wife of a trainer I know makes a rum cake that makes my mouth drooly just thinking about it, I want that too.

Once I start feeling hungry I'll probably think of way more things to add to that list.
I'll take one
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and two bags of
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with a half gallon of milk.
I would want to order prime rib, broccoli, sweet corn, twice baked potato, green snap peas, double fudge chocolate cake, and absolutely having it in a country where I could not be extradited! hah
(08-21-2014, 05:56 AM)Cutz Wrote: [ -> ]I'll take one
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and two bags of
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with a half gallon of milk.

No one can accuse you of being a pain in the ass. They probably already have that stuff right at the commissary.
Crab legs, lobster tail, a few raw clams on the half shell. And a slice of pizza, and some Mountain Dew
I guess I'd have a New York steak + a baked potato with sour cream, chives, and cheese + an avocado with a little balsamic, and a scoop of Rocky Road ice cream.

If I couldn't have a large glass of Cabernet with my meal, I'd have water and a cup of black coffee.


If I was preparing to die I think I'd rather have some drugs than food.
I just read in Florida you can't go over 40 bucks, no fast food and it has to be prepared in the prison kitchen. Fucking bums.
(08-21-2014, 11:36 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

If I was preparing to die I think I'd rather have some drugs than food.

Me too. They used to allow alcohol, but the public complained hah.


I think you'll see most states following suit.


Oops. Failure to quote.
(08-21-2014, 11:42 AM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Me too. They used to allow alcohol, but the public complained hah.


I probably wouldn't complain unless it was Jodi.
I might ask what the victim ate last and ask for that.
My Moms Beef Stroganoff.

A great big pot of it. I would eat until I puked, and then eat some more until it was gone.
(08-20-2014, 06:54 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]What would you order?

In reality I'd probably decline and just ask for an espresso since they won't give you alcohol anymore. But if I had to pick, it would be escargot in wine and butter with French bread to soak up the sauce and raw oysters with lemon and tabasco.
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(08-21-2014, 11:43 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
(08-21-2014, 11:42 AM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Me too. They used to allow alcohol, but the public complained hah.


I probably wouldn't complain unless it was Jodi.


Jodi S/B sent "without having" a last meal, to butcher John! Wt