Two sentence scary stories
An example:
I was having a pleasant dream when what sounded like hammering woke me. I could barely hear the muffled sound of dirt covering my coffin over my screams.
I woke up in the middle of the night and killed a spider. When I came back with the tissue tho, he was gone.
The Grim Reaper tried to strangle me with his left hand last night. I had come up with a plan to disarm him, but I choked just before it came time to hatchet.
I stopped to get the tail of a roadkill Raccoon. When I was about to snip it he awoke and snarled through his foam laced mouth.
I thought I had a nose bleed the other day while I was in the shower, but it turned out to be a leech named Mr. Wiggles.
The Headless Horseman bought me drinks and swept me off of my feet at the bar last night. This morning he had to change his name.
That not scary.........that's arousing!