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At my age I have sex every time I even remotely get the chance, cause, ya just never know

I have classes on Wednesday and the girl is asleep by the time I get home. So generally... no.

Currently I'm watching the least funny comedian I've ever seen. And she has a special on netflix... makes no sense.

I'm doubly offended that she's an unfunny female comedian. I usually like female comedians. They normally have to be funny to break through that barrier.

I hate plucking birds. Its no fun.

I've been thinking about going shopping on Thanksgiving. How ever, I promise not to burn my house down, get arrested, end up ER-Cause I'd like to give Firefighters, police, and ER staff a chance to spend the holiday with their families instead of Walmart workers.

Fuck Walmart.

You're no fun Cannon.

Can someone tell me what sex is? I vaguely remember hearing about it....

I had a phone interview with Liberty Mutual this morning. It went really well. I have a FTF interview on 12/4. It's 49 mins from home. Ugh. Not looking forward to that.

(11-19-2014, 11:31 AM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]You're no fun Cannon.

Can someone tell me what sex is? I vaguely remember hearing about it....

I had a phone interview with Liberty Mutual this morning. It went really well. I have a FTF interview on 12/4. It's 49 mins from home. Ugh. Not looking forward to that.

Well, if your car breaks doing and you need to get it fixed you go there get it fixed and when you get the bill........THATS called a good fucking.

(11-19-2014, 11:31 AM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]You're no fun Cannon.

What's no fun about shopping? I love shopping, it's a great hobby and causes the hubby to snarl when he gets the bank statement. It's a win/win

(11-19-2014, 11:43 AM)cannongal Wrote: [ -> ]

(11-19-2014, 11:31 AM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]You're no fun Cannon.

What's no fun about shopping? I love shopping, it's a great hobby and causes the hubby to snarl when he gets the bank statement. It's a win/win

You're no fun because you're not going to wreak gavok and get arrested. Or set fire to something. Or junk punch someone on Wallys.

(11-19-2014, 10:06 AM)Cutz Wrote: [ -> ]Currently I'm watching the least funny comedian I've ever seen. And she has a special on netflix... makes no sense.

I'm doubly offended that she's an unfunny female comedian. I usually like female comedians. They normally have to be funny to break through that barrier.

Funny that you bring this up.

Neither my wife nor I are into stand up comedy. However, on our trip to LA last month our friends had an evening scheduled for Sunset Blvd and a visit to the Comedy Store. Many comedians with their pictures on the wall that have performed there.

Anyway, we get sat front and center, 2^nd row from the stage. We're maybe 5 feet from the comedians. We're both thinking, "great, we're gonna get skewered all night long."

So, they run a comic out there for an approximate 10 minute set, and they hand the microphone off to the next one and so on and so on.

It ended up (in our opinion) that the funniest of the bunch that night was the first performer, a Jewish gal from NY.

Big into homo jokes. Telling many of the men in the audience they were a 'bottom' or a 'top'. Telling one guy 'the dick just fell out of your mouth.'

Anyway, I don't ever need to go back and do that. A little humor here and there, but a lot of uncomfortable moments as well watching people bomb on stage.

Our trip to Malibu Wines was much better.

(11-19-2014, 07:28 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]


Do you have sex on hump day?

If the batteries haven't died.

I stay away from both ends of a horse.

That's a broken leg.

(11-20-2014, 12:46 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]That's a broken leg.

I bet he thinks twice before spanking a camel again.